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Old 01-13-2021, 09:24 AM   #38
martinl
 
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Default Re: Favorite Gnomco Products

Gnomco Vorpal Toenail Snippers™

This tiny scissor is of appropriate size for trimming the nails of most humanoids. Despite appearances it is not actually made of gleaming, translucent metal but rather of pure Gnomic Force™, and thus completely indestructible [1] by non-gnomic technology, incredibly sharp[2], and perhaps a bit slippery[3]. Up your delver's personal grooming game today!

[1] Do no immerse in healing potion.
[2] 1d-5 cutting damage, but armor divisor is 100, round down. This thing can cut doilies out of orichalcum heavy plate.
[3] All fails are critical fails. GMs are encouraged to make RAW crit fails nasty.
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