Re: Memorable Quotes.
From yesterday's WFRP session
"Ha! Brother Dietrich! You have woken up from your coma!"
"Oh, and if you see a strange dark-haired lady that is your sister Lorelei."
"Um, she was blond wasn't she?"
"Yes, but now she is on a wanted poster in Bogenhoffen. So are your brothers Stefan and Dresden.".
"Are you on a wanted poster in Bogenhoffen brother Friedrich?".
"No, but do they listen to me?"
"No, they do not listen to you. Um, why are three-fifths of my nearest relatives on a wanted poster in Bogenhoffen?"
"Your sister Lorelei took that big warhammer she has and knocked the brains out of many of Bogenhoffen's most important citizens. They were worshipping Chaos at the time so it's probably alright but we did not feel like staying and explaining this to the Town Guard.".
"Ah!"
Later
"You have literally caught one of the kidnappers with his pants down. Dietrich what do you do?"
"I use my sling to make a called shot to his buttocks! Ah, I have rolled a 100!"
"You have instead struck your brother Steffan in _his_ buttocks. Fortunately Stefan is wearing his pants"
"That is indeed fortunate."
"Yes, I always try and encourage Stefan to wear pants"
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Fred Brackin
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