[Fred Brackin]

"Okay, so we've hit the enemy with electronic warfare, cyberwarfare, psychological warfare, offensive maneuvering, legal maneuvering and we've even shot them with lasers. Is there anything else we want to do to them before we let them slink away?"


"So there's this hole in the fabric of reaiity and we're supposed to travel through it?"

"Well, we don't have anything else to do."


"You need to make a roll v. the dangerous gravitic energies."

"I save myself with blue crystal energy and I didn't even know I could do that!"


"I summon all my blue crystal energy and loudly proclaim that There Is No Damn Goat!"


"You see large hulks of Ruby Empire warships half materilaized in solid stone on the moon's surface."

"Hm, looks like they didn't make their anti-goat rolls."


"Do you have anything dangerous on this ship?"

"Yeah, him in the purple robe and the bunny slippers. He's dangerous."


"Is my daughter safe?"

"Well, she's stayed home and hasn't travelled anywhere with us."