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Gnomco[TM] Out-of-Disorder Sign

Avoid unnecessary random encounters with this [...]priced and [...]balanced accessory-slash-protection-charm-slash-two-handed-melee-weapon!

Simply hold the Out-of-Disorder Sign straight up with a firm and double-handed grasp, and its beautifully designed notice ("Adventurers at work! Do not disturb!") on the top of the pole will dissuade wandering monsters from attacking you and your fellows to the tune of a -1 penalty to the chance of a random encounter!

WARNING: Testing of this device implies the Gnomco[TM] Out-of-Disorder Sign should not be used as a fighting tool due to its distinct and fashionable shape interfering with proper combat technique and arm speed. Please note that user error beyond our control may result from fatigue due to excessive displaying of the Gnomco[TM] Out-of-Disorder Sign.