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Old 08-19-2020, 08:20 PM   #33
Join Date: Jan 2006
Default Re: Favorite Gnomco Products

Gnomco Dragon's Teeth

Plant one of these enchanted teeth in the earth and watch a fully formed, equipped, and trained Gnomco Dragon Warrior™ grow in only 2d-1 seconds!
  • Gnomco Dragon Warrior™ not guaranteed to be friendly, non-hostile, or even unzerk
  • Gnomco Dragon Warrior™ may not technically have a soul - do not use for ritual sacrifice
  • Dragon's teeth not actually teeth
  • Dragon's teeth not actually related to dragons in any way
  • If Gnomco Dragon Warrior™ begins to vibrate, withdraw as expeditiously as possible and seek hard cover
  • Do not taunt Gnomco Dragon Warrior™
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