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Old 06-20-2021, 08:20 PM   #62
Yssa
 
Join Date: Mar 2019
Default Re: Favorite Gnomco Products

Gnomco Bag of Holding (Hands)tm

Place your hand into this seemingly empty bag and experience the comfort and intimacy[1] of the tender touch and/or firm grasp of the hand of other proud owners of Gnomco Bags of Holding (Hands)tm near and far!

Gnomco Bag of Holding (Hands)tm are available in two tiers:

Basic bags (10$): Each user of a basic bag will enjoy the surprise of being paired randomly with another Basic Gnomco Bag of Holding (Hands)tm. Perfect for xenopheliacs, curious-adventurers, and those who seek the authentic joy of connecting with strangers.

Paired bags (500$ for 2): Paired bags are permanently linked so you know, each time you reach in whose hand you'll find[2]. Leave a bag with your betrothed as you set out on your next quest, and know that you can hold hands each night you are away [3].


[1] Handholding associated sensations are not limited to comfort and initimacy. Other sensations may include, but are not limited to, clamminess, scaliness, clawing, heat, cold, lifelessness, etc. Gnomco cannot be held liable for the status of the hands you encounter in the Gnomco Bag of Holding (Hands)tm.
[2] Provided the paired bag isn't lost, stolen, or given away.
[3] Gnomco cannot guarantee that your betrothed will choose to put their hand in the bag.
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