[43Supporter]

Not a "silly" design, but an unusual notion:

40' Van, 12 Solid tires, 2 Gunners, 4 Linked Machine Guns in Universal Turret Top Front, 4 Linked Machine Guns in Universal Turret Top Back, Flame Cloud Ejectors Left Back and Right Back and Back each w/extra magazine and 20 shots, Heavy-Duty Brakes, Antilock Brakes, No-Paint Windshield, Standard Kingpin, Tinted Windows, Left Side Door, Right Side Door, Improved Fire Extinguisher, Galley, 30x Pass. Accommodation, Link (all FCEs), Composite Metal/Plastic Armor: F18/10, LF18/10, LB18/10, RF18/10, RB18/10, B18/10, TF18/10, TB18/10, UF18/10, UB18/10, 6 10-pt Wheelguards, 6 10-pt Wheelhubs, 30825 lbs., $95650

Most cross-country buses can only carry a handful of passengers -- 16, tops. This unit, towed by a semi-tractor, can carry almost twice that many, in almost absolute security (note the armor); moreover, it can provide amenities like cooked meals. (Normal loadout is 28 passengers; the remaining two Pass-Acc are for the cook and "conductor".)