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Old 11-28-2021, 05:11 PM   #1778
Mark Skarr
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Default Re: Memorable Quotes.

Finally got to game again:

Mark: "I'm tempted to try a beasts/force field build."
Banana: "I heard 'beef force field.' I know that's not what you said.
Chaos: "I need one of those."
Mark: "It's called 'hiding behind a cow.'"

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GM: "Yes, four people signed Contessa's book."
Contessa: "I think I now have more 'normies' than nazis or lizard men."
Thane: "You call those people 'normies?'"
Contessa: "I'm using air-quotes."

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GM: "Well, he does now have the fear of God in him. Though that's really the wrong direction."

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GM: "[Thane] eats about five pounds of peanuts a minute."
Contessa: "It's like barfing, in reverse."

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GM: "He's got an Apple Soul, you've got an Android Soul-Reader."

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Maxsen: "Please tell me where would be a safer location for Jasmine. You, regularly, walk into dangerous situations. At least once, uttering the phrase 'yee-haw.'"
Owen: "I didn't."
Thane: "Only once."

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Thane (OOC): "She just needs something to draw with--let me rip this guy's head off--plenty of paint!"
Owen: "You make a convincing argument."

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Thane: "I'm going to get as many throwing knives as they'll sell me."
Vendor: "You know, if you're really good at throwing things, you don't want a knife. Let me introduce you to my friend: sticky grenade."
<beat>
Thane (low laughing): "It's not a spider . . .."

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Contessa: "What's good for an escort mission?"
GM (Laughing): "Not taking the mission."

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Thane: "Are we going to let her keep talking or can I put her head in her butt?"

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GM: "Thane! I said roll for damage, not character stats."
(rolled 10 on 6d6)
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