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Old 09-26-2019, 05:20 PM   #15
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Default Re: Favorite Gnomco Products

Originally Posted by martinl View Post
Gnomco Almost-Mayonnaise (TM)

Scourge yourself with Gnomco Almost-Mayonnaise to improve any divine reaction roll! Look up the damage on the speed range table "yards" column to determine the effective bonus.
Harsh but fair.

This product replaces the Gnomco Miracle-Whip, which got us in trouble with the barristers of the merchant's guild.
Likewise, Gnomco is no longer even allowed to reference their once famous product Barrister In A Can which to use you simply stuffed the barrister into the can dropped it into a hole and then buried it over.
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