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Originally Posted by cptbutton
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"Young girl tricks bureaucrats into granting her a permanent license to own rhinoceros." The sunlight and moonbeam requirements can be met with simply taking the rhino outside every so often (during the day for the former, during the night for the latter), the rainbow requirement with a prism - or just a spray of water while out in the sun. Polishing the horn, restricting glitter to nontoxic and biodegradable, and providing it with watermelon should be non-issues as well.
Clever girl...