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Shadowrun Cop campaign. The dwarf (dwarfish?) lieutenant is hit by a burst of armour-piercing bullets, bringing him to the threshold of death.

GM: "Remember that, if you die, your not-quite-ex-wife will collect the widow's pension."

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GM: "Judith welcomes you into the room"
Types out name for Players, along with picture of woman with a resting deep scowl: 'Judith Soyer"
Note taking player in chat: "LOL! I wrote down Judas."


Judith: "What was so important you couldn't handle it with a video call?"
PC Engineer (from 1980s): "We don't have the protocols to connect to your network anymore"
Judith: "So you're here for tech support?"
PC Doctor: "No, We're here to negotiate"
PC Commander: "We're hear to negotiate for tech support!"
PC Doctor( OOC) : "She's making that face, right now, isn't she?"

"Maybe if you get it in the hands of the right conspiracy nut"

"Look Mom, its Greenland!"
"And its actually green!"

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GM: "He's a nineteen-forties copper: no Law (Police), but he does have Forced Entry."

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Discovering Nico can "summon" fantastical creatures she's familiar with, the party buys her a D&D Monster Manual.

Nico: "An owlbear? What's next, a duck-beaver?"
Skye: "That's called a platypus."
Nico: "Well, if we're just making [stuff] up!"

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Me: "This was designed by someone who'd played a lot of White Wolf, but thought it wasn't confusing enough."

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(1st edition Shadowrun)

The only way we can hurt a troll is by shoving a grenade down his shorts!"

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Jace: "I like being called 'limited edition.'"
GM: "That's it, you're not a mutant, you're a misprint."

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Explaining what an IFF transponder is:
"I'm a dutch soldier. I'm a dutch hovercraft. I'm dutch powerarmor. I'm a dutch minigun, even though only americans would build such a rediculous weapon, but I'm a dutch minigun"


Power Armor Owner:"Just need to get some wooden shoes for the power armor"


Mostly in the Chat:

"I don't speak japanese so I can tell you what he said"
悪いボート
google translate tells me this means "bad boat"
Warui Boto
domo arigato warui bōto


"crossdimensional rats unlocked"

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goalkeeper_CIWS

For the education of your PCs. :)

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Its Autonomous -- they're on the robot world right now. That's fantastic!


I said that. I was mostly sarcastic, because we've been making fun of the minigun for ever since someone went over the High Tech list of machine guns and got wide eyed at those stats.


I actually mentioned the gun before:

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Chaos: What should I be singing when the NPC comes to my room?
Mark: I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts?

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The scene is a big party.

GM: What is everybody doing?
Me: I'm getting visibly drunk.
GM: Okay.
Me: That's a 23 on Deceive.
GM: Why are you rolling Deceive?
Me: I said I was getting visibly drunk. Not actually drunk.

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Urban Phoenix: "Heh. Taze me, bro!"
Blue Rose: "So much better than 'taste me, bro.'"
Phoenix: "Eeyuu, yeah."

--

Phoenix: "Why is the wolf made from explodium?"
Blue Rose: "Tacos."

--

GM: "Phoenix. Make a perception check."
<pause>
Blue Rose (OOC): "Chaos. Make a perception check. Then have your character make one!"

--

GM: "It does not explode, but does sort of dub-step itself into pieces."

--

Blue Rose: "Anyone who needs it, I create a glowing blue doctor that can heal you."
Nemesis: "Please tell me he's wearing pants."
Blue Rose (OOC): "Yes. This is not Doctor Manhattan."
Nemesis: "So, it's more like an EMH?"
Blue Rose: "It is, somehow, less disturbing than Robert Picardo."

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Skye: "[Heaven] has a really good lawyer."
Ana: "He'd have to be a helluva good lawyer."
Heaven: "Heh. If only you knew."

--

Blue Rose (OOC): "He is 'Decoy, the Doctor hostage.'"

--

GM: "Make a climbing roll."
Nemesis: "I don't have climbing."
GM: "Well, make a climbing roll anyway."

--

GM: "You feel a moist wind wash over you."
Phoenix: "Eeyuu."
Lightning Rod: "Ugh!"
<beat>
Lightning Rod: "I say again, for emphasis: Ugh!"

--

Blue Rose: "The Triceratops will nuzzle him to death."

--

Blue Rose: "Does anyone know a psychic?"
Urban Phoenix: "I wish."
GM: "Ms. Cleo."
Blue Rose: "One with real, reproduceable psychic abilities."

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Vic has just been falsely arrested for demon-summoning. Upon conviction, she will have her soul pulled from her body. Nevertheless, she is somewhat joking around.

Teddy: "Vic, take this seriously. You're going to get hanged!"
Vic: "No. No, I'm not."

It wasn't really clear if Vic thought her friends would prove her not guilty at trial, or was just acknowledging she wasn't going to get hanged.

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As the GM, I've just introduced a pair of Holmes and Watson pastiches named Wescott Castles and Ivan deVolt, respectively. Harald387 is a notorious punster.

Harald387 (ooc): "I swear Mark, if this guy is 'Castles' instead of 'Holmes' you're never allowed to complain about my puns again (because that is a brilliant pun)."
Me (ooc): "There's a second pun on deVolt, actually."
Harld387 (ooc): "I don't get it."
Other Mark (ooc): "deVolt? Wait. Watson. Watt's son. of Volt."
Me (ooc): "Bit of a stretch, but -"
Harald (ooc): "You son of a -"
Me (ooc): "I do love my really obscure references."

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Again, Shadowrun.

During a fight against corporate goons, the Rigger of the group takes over a truck and uses it to ram the corporate commando vehicle. Which is completely destroyed.

Rigger: "Well, if your only tool is a truck, all problems look like traffic cones."

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NPC: "Do you know the sergeant?"
Doctor: "We've been on several missions together"
Sergant: "Don't mention the brain surgery!"

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"It was so nice of the people at Pathfinder 2e to make a magic item just for me"

'"Huh? Oh, the Rune of Striking!"

"Yeah, my Greataxe does 2D12+7 now."


"I roll a 29."

"That's a Critical Hit."

"what didja get Fred? 42?"

"You're never going to let me forget about doing 42 pts to your 2nd level Beguiler, are you?"

<grins> "Nope."

"Huh, I did get 42."


"Ripnugget commands that you take them alive!"

"Is that one word or two? You know,, first name Rip last name Nugget?"

"One word."

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John: "It's safer to be crazy in front of one person than crazy in front of a bunch of people."

--

John: "I need to go somewhere . . .. These kids can't watch me perform open-heart surgery on this stuffy."

--

John: "I'll go into the back yard and blow the dog whistle--and turn into a dog."
GM: "Yep. Thump."
John: "Woof?!"

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Luna: "You're not psychic."
John: "I've been told I'm lucky to have brain activity."

--

Margaret: "Your old school--"
John: "My old school had a Principal who was the receptacle for an ancient God."

--

Lightning Rod: "I'll run a current through [this block of marble]."
Blue Rose: "I'll take cover behind a shield and watch as he gets a lesson in physics."
Urban Phoenix: "I'll stand behind it, too."
GM: "So, you're over, standing behind the Mythbuster's blast shield while Torey sticks a fork in the socket?"
Blue Rose and Urban Phoenix: "Yes."

--

Blue Rose: "All right, stand back, I'm gunna 'Galley Oh Hoop Hoop" this thing."

--

Blue Rose: "We'd need to go to a . . ."
Urban Phoenix: "An observatory."
Blue Rose (OOC): "Yes. My brain was at 'A Star-Looky-Place.'"

--

Blue Rose: "AH! I've breathed dead people!"

--

Blue Rose (OOC): "Yeah, Gnagagnodart could have just licked the rock and told you what it was."
GM: "Yeah, but then you'd be traumatized, and Gnagagnodart would be in the campaign."

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"First we send in the guinea pigs, Then we send in Becker"
"And then we send in everyone else"



"Heavily Armed guinea pig is a heck of a job description"

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After a character had a major traumatic experience, John asked Luna (a telepath) to see what she could do for her.

Luna: "Oh, yeah. It's a real fixer-upper in here (a character's mind)."
John: "Yeah, I can't just take her brain out, put it in the anti-pickle jar, then put it back in her head."

(The anti-pickle jar is a magical jar that, anything inside it regenerates to its ideal status. It didn't have a name until right then.)

--

John: "If you look in my mind--I realize that it's a dank, dark place that requires external lighting."
Luna: "And a chaperone."
John: "Less a chaperone, more a dungeon master."

--

Phoenix: "So, he's half human."
Rose: "Yeah, the left half."

--

John: "At this point, I've seen three different versions of Taxi Driver--It's my litmus test. But, this is the first version with muppets."
Shay: "Oh, that's a classic. They're not muppets, they're legally distinct from muppets."
John: "Nope. Muppets."

--

GM: (Describes how an unconscious person has had half of their face cut and peeled off.)
Phoenix: "Worst facial ever."
Rose: "Give them a break, it was their first day."
Phoenix: "Yeah, they got half-off."

--

Phoenix: "These look . . . Aramaic."
Rose: "That's Jesus-speak, right?"

--

Rose: "Hello, Dr. Martin. This is Blue Rose. I'm here with my team--"
Phoenix: "I'll wave."
Rose: "One of whom is waving--because she doesn't understand how phones work."

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Reminded of a Champions game by the Wonder Woman thread in GURPS:

PC: "So, I have enemies in five of my adjacent hexes, all spraying me with SMGs and mostly missing. Is it impolite to ask where all the misses are going?"

GM: "Yes."

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Player 1 (playing a good-for-nothing rich kid): "Can I use carousing?"
GM: "I think Merchant is the right skill here."
Player 1: "Can carousing to boost my merchant roll?"
GM: "You may justify your wantonness"
Player 2: "Its all for a good cause."
Player 1: "Yeah, I'm making sacrifices here!"


About an unfinished character:
"Its not 'unnamed', its 'Oo-naw-med'!"

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a bit of fooling around in my server as we're trying to get into our characters' heads:

Janessa: "So, uh... Chelsea? I have some good news and some bad news. Which do you want first?"
Chelsea: "Might as well get the bad news out of the way. What did you do?"
Janessa: "Well, I, uh... Well, I warned you not to leave me unsupervised around tech, right?"
Chelsea: "What did you do?!"
Janessa: "Iaccidentallyturnedyourtourbusintoanautobot!"
Chelsea: "Okay but what's the bad news?"

Seriously, though, how does one answer that question, when "accidentally turned the [other PC's] tour bus into a transforming robot" is supposed to be the "bad" news?

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The transformation permanently removed the bathroom from the tour bus?

The tour bus's radio only picks up one radio station. And it's random every day, but never anything anyone likes? Any sound system installed suffers the same glitch.

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The robot ran away to join the circus.

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GM: "Skye, you're at your locker, and one of the jocks is trying to hit on you, when he stops talking and wanders off."
Skye: "Oh, thank God."

--

GM: "You're not the only one getting undressed in here."
Skye (OOC): "Get a room."
GM (OOC): "We're in a room."
Skye (OOC): "Then lose some weight."
Lightning Rod (not realizing this was OOC): "Wow, harsh!"

--

NPC: "Oh wow, it's Blue Rose."
Blue Rose: "Yes, evacuate the school."
NPC: "We're trying, but someone blocked the door."
Rose: "Yes. Go through the main entrance. Don't go through the pool, there's something in there."
<beat>
Rose (soto voce): "I shouldn't have said that."
NPC: "AH! THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE POOL!"

--

Rod: "I think need to throw caution to the wind."
Skye (OOC, unconscious): "No one you *know* is left in the pool."

--

Urban Phoenix got the killing strike on a water elemental/monster in the supers game.
Skye (OOC, unconscious): "You shove your tonfa right up mainstreet and jump, parting him like the Red Sea."
<beat>
Phoenix: "I'm good with that."

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"Cthulhu? Big guy, green, lots of tentacles. You'll know him when you see him."

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Blue Rose: "The bad news is I rolled really bad for healing, only 10 points. The good news is I don't have very many hit points and being at -1 means I'm down 9 HP."
GM: "You don't have very many hit points."

--

Rhod: "I heard 'lock it in a horse shape."
Blue Rose (OOC): "Naaaaaaay!"

--

Dr. Zelinka: "It's possible this stone could be refined and carved into eyes for the statue."
Blue Rose: "Let's not, and never bring that idea up again."
Dr. Zelinka: "But think of the possibilities!"
Blue Rose: "The last time someone said that, the answer was 'Ali, throw this into the Sun.'"

--

Urban Phoenix: "I resist the urge to hit it with my tonfa."
Blue Rose: "It may not react well to that."
Urban Phoenix: "That's why I resist doing it."

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Mark: “I’m Batman in the streets, Han Solo in the sheets!”
Chaos: “I hate you.” (Repeated four or five times.)
Mark: “I’m sorry I broke you.”

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GM: "It's about a 450 mile trip."
Rose: "That's an over-night trip."
Phoenix and Rod: "Yeah."
Rod: "The problem being?"
<beat>
Rod: "Thirteen-year-old girl."
Rose: "Yep."

--

Rose: "What would it cost to go up for the weekend?"
GM: "That's a good question."
Phoenix: "Yeah, we're going to be up there."
Rose: "Well, if you two go as a couple . . .."
Phoenix: "A couple of what?"

--

Phoenix (OOC): "How many kidneys do I have left?"
GM (OOC): "One--from the last time you had to sell one."
Rose (OOC): "Hey, not-Rick-Sanchez can help you with that."
Phoenix (OOC): "He can re-grow kidneys?! Can we just harvest organs?"
GM (OOC): "Because that's hero talk."
Rose (OOC): "Better than my Only-Fans money."
Rod (OOC): "THIRTEEN-YEAR-OLD GIRL!"

--

Rose: "You can go Batman some criminals for their lunch money."

--

GM: "He's willing to take a kidney--doesn't even have to be yours."

--

Skye: "I will point at the window to my room. Hoping that Phoenix realizes what's about to happen."
Phoenix: "You may not even know that I'm on top of the building."
Skye: "I know you're on top of a building--I'm just hoping I'm not pointing directly at you."

--

GM: "She places the leather-bound tome--you assume it's leather--"
Skye (OOC): "Anthropodermic bibliopegy."
GM: "You don't think so, but she places the book down and turns it toward you and opens it."
Skye: "I'll make my will roll--I assume that's coming next."
GM: "No, not actually."

--

Phoenix (OOC): "You must unlearn what you have learned. Sorry, I'm full of stupid quotes."
GM: "You're full of it, all right."

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Phoenix (OOC): “At least my eyes aren’t brown.”

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GM: "You break in and see some cultists--I mean, some associates assisting this guy."

--

Rod (stuck trying to fly out a window): "I swear this never happened before."
Skye: "All guys have performance issues now and again."

--

Rod: "Someone watched too much Looney Toons."
Blue Rose: "With my powers--that's ideal."

--

Phoenix: "It takes me a minute-and-a-half to go a mile . . .."
Rose (OOC): "Which is great, but this is GURPS."
Phoenix: "Everything will be done by the time I get back."

--

Rod: "I'm really only a one-trick pony."
Rose: "It's a good trick."

--

(after a series of failed fright checks)
Rod: "With the +2, that's a 12."
Rose (OOC): "Lose your lunch."
GM: "That'll take a few minutes."
Rose (OOC): (Reads the entry.)
GM: "Yeah, but Rod had a BIG lunch. It'll take a few minutes."

--

Rose: "Not-Rick-Sanchez appears and heals you for up to 13."
Phoenix (OOC): "And re-grows our kidneys if we need them."
GM (OOC): "And then sells them on Ebay."

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"Who's going with Vijay to the palace, and who's going to eavesdrop on the brothel?"

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Blue Rose: "When I'm around, no one has to be a monster thermometer."
Phoenix: "Yeah, but that's my job."
Blue Rose: "You're welcome to do it, but you don't have to."

--

Rod (OOC): "Pay no attention to that thing your therapist can't see."

--

Rod: "I'm gonna take a step and say 'parry this you filthy casual!'"

--

Phoenix: "Eleven! Nine and negative two."
Rose (OOC): "That would be positive two."

--

Phoenix: "He can take fifty-eight."
GM: "No, he can't."

--

Rod: "You can't go back in there alone!"
Phoenix: "Of course I can. I have twice as many HP as you! I have eight!"

--

Phoenix (OOC): "So, see everyone in two weeks?"
Rose (OOC): "Heh, no, now we return to character generation. To make characters to find the this party we sent into certain death."

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Skye (OOC): "So, every turn, you get to make that Mythos Fright Check again, but this time, nothing bad happens--other than the monster gets to go and you just get to watch."

--

Skye: "What do I remember?"
GM: "Well, make a Will roll."
Skye: "Because that's been working so well for me. Hey, six! She could have made that Mythos Fright Check."
GM: "Um, yeah, so, now make another fright check."

--

GM: "A freak tropical storm."
Skye (OOC): "A freak tsunami?"
<beat>
Skye (OOC): "A tsunami of Freaks?"
GM: "That's an entirely different event."
Phoenix (OOC): "Think of the XP!"

--

Skye (OOC): "You just did the naked-500-mile dash? To reclaim your bodies and loot?"
Phoenix (OOC): "YES! Gimme my [stuff] back!"

--

Phoenix: "Where's Aquaman when we need him?"
GM (OOC, singing): "Unda da sea!"

--

Skye (OOC): "And then, rising out of the ocean, you see a single tentacle rise up, reaching for you. But, it's only in your range finder. Welcome to PTSD!"

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Alis: "My understanding of time travel . . ."
<beat>
GM: "Is the same as an ant's understanding of chemistry."

--

Alis: "I think, at this point, the guy is lucky Jean didn't give him his broken phone as a suppository."

--

Mark: "I've been looking--all day--for something to be her attack power, that wasn't nightmare fuel."
<beat>
Mark: "And, apparently, I've failed."
Bobb: "Yeah!"

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In response to a piece of enchanted jewelry:

"One bling to rule them all."

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Shadowrun. While the runners finally fund the goal of their mission and secure the object, they also discover some glowing stones. They decide to add it to their loot.

Rigger: "Take it with you, it may be precious. Why do I hate this sentence?"

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Ashley: "That ship has sailed."
Blair: "That ship sailed, was purposely run aground, and then burned down like Cortez. Welcome to the New World!"

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The occult WWII campaign, in a valley populated by an obscure ethnic group high in the Himalayas:

“You’re pretty sure you’re not being followed by anything that’s human and visible to normal sight.”

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After a massive sonic area attack:

"The dark energy field surrounding Umbra [the villainess] falters, the shadow beast is scattered like dust in the wind, and the pug explodes."

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Rod: "I thought Skye just went back to school."
GM: "Nah, she went to a nice park, upstate, where she can run and play all day."
Rod: "GEEZ!"

--

Silver Fox: "I don't do a lot of damage, but I do it quickly."

--

Fox (OOC): "It's only $30 for the VCR, but it's $150 for the coax to HDMI adapter."

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Urban Phoenix: “We can find a VCR at a flea circus. Market. I’m in retail, it’s kinda the same thing.”

———

GM: “Ok, that was a TPK. The GM needs to do more planning. We all wake up at the bar with a terrible hangover. (OOC) Let’s agree to never speak of this again. What happens in D&D Chat stays in D&D Chat.”

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Chloe: "She'll do the dumbest thing a person could do--and forever identify herself as a PC. She'll pick [the obviously alien artifact] up."

--

Rina: "It's okay dear, we'll be here to hold your hand."
Chloe: "At this point, it's more 'hold my beer.'"

--

Agent Yelan: "This Henry Gyrich guy, I don't get. I mean, why does he hate supers so much? I can count--on one hand--the number of supers I'm aware of. Did you [sleep with] his daughter?"
Simon: "The idea of him even having children makes my blood run cold."

--

Stephanie: "Are [Sentinels] a threat?"
Simon: "To us, yes. To you, no."

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Archon: "Isn't this the place that got shut down when a bunch of people got salmonella from the flume ride?"

--

GM: "Before the cook could be brought to justice, he redacted himself from the census."

--

GM: "A large, balloon dog comes up to you and squeaks."
Phoenix: "Does this count as an animal you can talk to?"
Archon: "My mouth moves but words do not come out."

--

Archon: "As soon as my brain recovers, I'll activate my Speak with Animals, and see if it works. It works on all land animals."
GM: "Well, I think it's safe to say, Pupperoni is an AIR animal."

--

GM: "Pupperoni squeaks excitedly and starts running in circles."

--

Archon: "He's a balloon cannibal! He's after Pupperoni!"
Phoenix: "Protect the goodboy!"

--

Phoenix: "I hit (sounds of dice)."
GM: "Don't even bother. He vanishes in a whoosh of air."
Archon: "They ARE balloon cannibals!"

--

Phoenix: "Can I jump on this back dude?
GM: "The rules permit you to." (Maniacal laughter)

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A ‘rule’, more like a guideline I like to follow when I write is: Only tell the audience the plan if it goes horribly wrong later. So, here’s the plan in exact detail...

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Archon: "You are not taking me to a Ripperdoc!"

--

Archon (OOC): "Do I need to bring Skye back?"
GM: "Not necessarily. Just stop rolling back-to-back critical failures."

--

Phoenix: "Deniable Plausibility!"
Archon: "I like that better."

--

Phoenix: "Rod, when did we wake up from the water problem?"
GM (OOC): "Yesterday! Oh, wait, the other water problem."

--

Archon: "GM. It doesn't matter. I rolled another 18. What now?"

--

GM: "Make a Will roll."
Archon: "Six, so by eight--Will is very important to me."
Phoenix: "I need a colander."

--

Archon: "Get the flamer--the *heavy* flamer."
Phoenix: "I don't think that'll work. Get a sonic screwdriver."
Archon: "If you don't think that fire will work, you aren't using *enough* fire."

--

Archon: "I have good news and bad news. I don't think we're going to have to go down to the [ancient, underground, nightmare-inhabited] city. That's the good news. The bad news is that I think whatever it is that's attention I caught--it's probably coming to us."

--

GM: "Well, strange things are afoot."
Phoenix: "We don't even have a Circle-K."
Archon: "That's because they're terrible fliers."

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Phoenix: “The good news is we don’t have to go to the ancient city. The bad news is it’ll come to us.”

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Skye: "I need to sit down--my visor gives me 'I-can't-handle-the-truth Sight.'"

--

Skye: "Pro tip: if you are invisible people can't see you. Cars. Won't. Stop."

--

Skye: "It's called a library; it's where books congregate."

--

GM: "He critically failed his DX check when he tried 'The Riker Maneuver.'"
<beat>
Skye: "Oh, ow! OW!"

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Skye: "Hmm, I wonder if it's legal to take a minor across state lines for super hero purposes?"
Heaven: "Hold on, I'll call my lawyer."
<beat>
Asmodeus (her lawyer): "I will make it legal."

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Curse of Strahd game, following the resurrection of an NPC:

Kat: "That, and he may have been yanked out of a better place."
Keiran: "That's a very optimistic way of looking at it."
Kat: "Of the two of us, Keiran, which has been dead before?"
Ned: "It is not a competition."

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Mark: "'Cuz, you know, Magnus' answer is, everything burns!"
Chaos: "That's not a great thing to say coming out of the bathroom."

--

Jake: "Aren't you a little young to be on a world-saving quest?"
Teddy: "Not according to the pretty lady in the dream I just had."
Jake: "Aren't you a little young to be dreaming of pretty ladies?"
Teddy: (Totally deadpan) "Never."
Jake: "Good point. I withdraw the question."

--

Elvantyrr: "So, do you want to say what you do, or do we just assume from your appearance?"
Jake: "You can't prove I'm nothing more than a legitimate business man."
Elv: "Gotcha. Point Kobold."
Jake: "That's slander, I can sue."
GM: "Have you ever met a point kobold?"
<beat>
GM: "NO! Because we kept, accidentally, shooting them in the back!"

--

Elv: "How troublesome is your sister?"
Ismark: "Well--"
Teddy: "Is she right in the head? We're not going to be sneaking a howling banshee out of town, are we?"

--

Jake: "I'm not stupid. Just a little klepto."

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GM: "You've survived your first night in Ravenloft."
Elv: "Woo-hoo! We've out lasted many characters!"

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GM: "You are all disheartened by an inhuman screaming coming from the church."
Teddy: "I assume it's not screaming 'Bingo?'"

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Elv: "This place is . . . messed up."
GM: "No! This place is . . . cursed!"
Elv: "Yeah. 'This is cursed! That is cursed!'"

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GM: "Itzala (the shadow shoulder dragon) has a quirk: will be cute for food."

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GM: "It's got that 'new quiver' smell."

Re: Memorable Quotes.
 

Sophie: "Oh, my God, this dress is a Versace. It's worth $10,000! Take it off right now!"
Chloe: "Um, okay."
Sophie: "Oh, my God! What are you doing? Don't take your clothes off here!"

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Chloe: "If she was that good an actress, she'd be rolling in Oscars. And that's the Academy Award, not random men named 'Oscar.'"

Re: Memorable Quotes.
 

Heaven: "I tend to have that effect on people."
Miele: "You can make people stupid? Are you Batman?"