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From a star wars game a while back :

We were in Nar Shadaa, some of the group was haggling with a chubby Zabrak merchant, who kept claiming the prices would kill him because he had (an ever-changing high number of) kids to feed.

And the youngest member of our group spontaneously burst out "Whose fault is that?"

Needless to say, the merchant kicked 'em all out.

and then there was this one

We're an all-Jedi group. My Gand Jedi Consular has a female Twi'lek for a master, who looks a lot like Aayla Secura. The Codru-Ji Guardian has a male human master. For awhile, we ended up completely on the other side of the galaxy from them, though we knew that they were traveling together. Inevitably, jokes were made about their... relationship.

Me: "It's okay, the Jedi code only forbids attachment. It's perfectly acceptable for Master Trayer to hit it and quit it!"

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Trayer . . . That's a Sith name. They don't follow the Jedi Code.

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Next time I'll ask you,about what names are okay :P ;)

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Made by a new kid in our group (Player B).
He had tried to rob a shop, been arrested, escaped and attacked a entire precinctfull of police in the first 20 minutes of the RP. The GM had the clever idea of having 2 of his limbs removed to try and stop him. Here is how it went.
GM: ...your left leg and right arm have been removed. What do you do.
Player A: Leg it! *General laughter*
Player B: *Thinks for a white* I smack him with my leg.
GM: Fine...*Rolls dice*...Critical pass. You smash the police mans skull with your leg.

the Player then proceeded to steal all his clothes and gun and shoot his way out of the precinct. He managed as well.

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He's all right as long his first name isn't Bob.

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P1: I stab the cleric, run the choirboy through, desecrate the pews with fire and **** on the alter.
GM: ...
P1: I'm dead huh?...

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Players come across a silly continuity error:
GM: This is a public service announcement - reality has changed. We apologize for the inconvenience... Have a cookie.

And from a Paranoia Game where the player in the Trekie society shoots an attacking communist. The Laser bolt bounces of his reflec armour...
Player: Sir! They've adapted!

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Okay, that's just cool. And funny.

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From our Supers game:

Gummi: (To Liberty Cross, one of the world's main heroines) "Liberty, why do you wear such a skimpy costume?"
GM: "What? You don't like it?"
Gummi: "No, it just can't be very practical."
GM: "Oh, no, it's fine. My forcefield keeps it on. Plus, it is very distracting for most of the people I have to combat. They're not usually looking at my face. And, depending on their costume, it might give me a convienient handle when I need to throw them."
MonkeyFist: (Playing Liberty Cross's son) "GNUHH! Oh, I need Brittany to help me clean my brain now."
GM: "What's wrong dear? Brittany's a fire-super, I doubt she can help clean much."
MonkeyFist: "No, she's good. That image in my mind must be purged with fire!"

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In Shackled City:

"I urinate on him." DM looks at me. "What? I'm Lawful Good!" We had no water, and the poor fellow was on fire and I didn't want him to die.

Our GM doesn't usually snort soda through his nose; he usually bangs his head on something and laments, "I hate you all."

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Couldn't stop laughing. Paranoia RPG at its best :-D

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The "GM"(my dad, in a "choose your own adventure" RPG with no dice) as a running gag said something like

You are surrounded by the enemy. You call on them to surrender.

They refuse

"You admire their courage".

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Already told us that one, page six at the bottom. ;D

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This just happened tonight. This wasn't in game, this was me critically failing an IQ check.

MonkeyFist and I were at dinner tonight (or this morning, however you want to look at it).

MF: What's Arin's power at?
Me: Uh . . . (pulls out calculator). If my count's correct, she's been activated 21 times, so it's at 252, minus whatever the cost of the few powers she's used. But she has recharged a couple of times. So, she's right around there.
MF: *nods*
Me: So, when Arin's activated 108 times she'll power up into something very powerful. (Not a question, I was baiting him.)
MF: We'll see.
Me: 108 is an important number in Budhism. The Japanese revere it.
MF: *Stares at me for a moment*
Me: *Looks back questioningly*
MF: I know.
Me: *Few more seconds of dumb look*
Me: D'oh! (that was discussing the game Arin is in)
MF: *Howls of derisive laughter* *Several family-unfriendly remarks from Super Milk-Chan*
MF: That's almost as good as you forgetting how to divide by 6.

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I dont get it.

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Nice. Did you save him?

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Briefly. I failed my heal check, sadly, so he never recovered.

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If you check the link, I had mentioned the 108 names of God in the linked post. For some reason, it didn't connect that I was referencing something that not only did MonkeyFist know the importance of 108, he was using it in the game with the character we were talking about.

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ah. heh..

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Thought it was in another thread. Oh well, my mistake.

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this one explains itself.
GM: You're such a noob. I bet you don't even know what RPG stands for.
Player (Steve):I do!
GM: What does it stand for then?
*Player 2 (Richard) walks in*
*Player 1 pauses for a second then smiles and says*
Player 1: Richard's Playboy Grotto!

Yeah...

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from a Star Wars game that ended a couple weeks ago

Jedi Master: "A Jedi feels the force flow through them."

PC1 (out of game): like Montezuma's revenage?

Everyone: EWWWWW

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Second DnD session ever.....



I was CG human cleric.

Ohh a dark tunnel! *charges down it*
Brick falls on my head.


Doesnt take me out, I heal myself.

Get to a pit with water at the bottom.

Ranger gets across no problems.
I get him to tie a rope to something and try to jump off and swing across the pit in my full plate.

Fail check..... swing headfirst into wall of pit, knocking myself out and falling into the water. Start to drown.

Need to be rescued by the ranger.


DM: I should change your alignment to stupid.
Me: Heh... CHAOTIC STUPID!!

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5 minutes ago. Player describing her PC to another player, in an introductory situation (both have guns pointed at each other): 'A girl with a female stature, leathery wings, dark-grey skin, and neutral Appearance.'

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Other PC's thoughts spoken out loud by the player: 'I wake up all alone, I can't reach command, and now my submarine can't float because some grey-winged **** stole the ocean!'

Note: Originally, the word 'stole' was replaced by another expletive with the same meaning.

Note 2: Since one person already PMed me to ask for an explanation . . . The word in question is a Russian verb meaning 'to (successfully) steal' created by adding the suffix -it' and the prefix s- to the expletive word used to denote female genitalia. Not to be confused to a similar word with the suffix -et' and no prefix, which means 'to lie'.

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DnD 3.5 game. New club. Most of the chars are being unresponsive zombies, but one char (a munchkiny, rules lawyer Catfolk Ranger w/ ungodly DX @ lvl 1) always does some retarded stuff that really makes me question his CG alignment.

After being transported through a natural sewer spring to Rokugan (OA) and leaving a heavily enchanted cave to prevent demonic comings/goings...

They arrive outside to a very large plains. Dead bodies scattered around. Behind you is a massive 300 foot wall @ the foot of a mtn. There are people you can barely see above you muttering in a weird language.

Language problems ensue, apparently Orcish isn't favored=hail of arrows=everyone hid in bamboo thicket=found by 30 ppl regiment of soldiers=Elven is understood and jail escort ensues to top of wall. Catfolk randomly jumps out of thicket and attempts to kill a random NPC.

A small battle ensues and he is eventually dropped in prison with the rest of em. He then repeatedly attempts to kill and loot the original guard 3 times in his cell. Eventually he is hung over the wall. 1 rope per limb. It gets dark, guards place burning torches over his head dripping sparks.

GM: It's getting dark. Out in the distance you see a large mass of glowing green spheres. The archers above start shouting and shooting.

Catfolk: "Oh crap...I try to get out of the ropes."
GM: Ok. (wait for details)
Catfolk: I cut the hand ropes.
GM: You fall straight down and manage to nearly break your nose on the wall below. (By now his fights with the guards have managed to get him shanked in the gut, punched, etc so he is pretty close to being dead...)
Catfolk: DANGIT! Can't I just jump?
GM: It's 300 ft.
Catfolk: Soooooooo?
GM: Go ahead. Try it.

Needless to say he didn't try it, but he did question it many times. Not to mention ask for tons of XP for killing a non-essential cannon fodder NPC.

Then later on in game we got to a port city (they returned to their original world and stole a boat. The paladin is not pleased. Oh yeah the catfolk as managed to get into an incredible bar fight and stole about 10 bottles of rum.

Paladin: You guys aren't being evil are you?
CatfolkPC1/PC2rogue: No...
Paladin: Detect lies.
PC1/PC2: Rolls (6)
Paladin: Rolls....1.

Then the boat had to be named...
Catfolk: The Mauve Avenger (pronounced MAA-UVE)
Rogue: The Mauve Avenger: The Reckoning (pronounced MOO-UVE)
This vicious fight went on for about 3 mins. Then the paint color was decided: Purple and Black.

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This one just came up.

The players had been hired to acquire certain documents that the owner would have preferred to keep hidden. On the way out a confrontation with the guards ensued which left the players pinned down in an office above the thirty story mark.

NPC: Throw down you weapons and surrender! We have you outnumbered at eleven to four.

PC: Can we have a minute to discuss this?

NPC: One minute!

(Much pointless debate amongst PCs)

NPC: Your minute is up! What have you decided?

PC: Well, eleven doesn't divide evenly by four. Could you call some reinforcements?

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In a RP in which they were all police in the future. The Pc in question had a gas mask implanted into his throat and filters custom built into his clothes and skin.
NPC being held hostage: Help!
NPC Robber: Try to stop me and I kill her.
PC: Take me instead I'm worth more.
*The trade is made*
NPC Commander through head peice: What are you doing.
PC: Dont worry. Its okay I'm a PC.
NPC: ...What?
PC:(Knows the GM will dock him CP for the OOCI)...Patrol Cop. I have a plan.
*Robber goes into elevator. A few seconds later tear gas starts seeping under the door. Door opens PC walks out dragging the robber*
NPC commander: What was that? (Tear gas is illeage when not issued, the PC bought it himself black market)
PC:...I...um......
NPC Commander: ...Yes go on.
PC: I had onions for tea!
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And another my Brother wants to add.
In a evil genius RP one Mad scientist player (Me) created a giant group of evil shep who in turn created evil Nazi sheep robots. After a large battle in which the origionals killed the nazi sheep which one character hadn't noticed since he had locked himself in his room while buying and selling stocks to make money.
PC 1 (Money maker): ...what happened?
PC 2 (Mad scientist): Evil sheep war. *Starts loading bodies into a freezer.
PC 1: So while I was making a multimillion pound empire you made evil sheep wars.
PC 2: Yeah but look on the bright side
PC 1: What?
PC 2: We have enough mutton for years.

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Original Rules Traveler game...5 PC's in Battle Dress, one (mine) a former IBIS agent with no armor. We're inside a pirate stronghold, and realize that the next room has several guards in battle dress with plasma guns--on the other side of a fairly narrow door.

My character turns to the others, and she says, "Plasma...very dangerous...I'll go first."

She then pops the door open, and gets in among them before they can react. 5 dead pirates later (and with no tell-tale plasma discharges) the party realizes what "former IBIS agent" really implies. (This variant enlists at 18 for a 20 year term, minimum....and musters out physically still 18. Survival rolls make life as a marine commando look dull.)

Since then, whenever I say, "Very Dangerous...I'll go first..." they usually let me...

(Some of us had just watched "Raiders of the Lost Ark)

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This happened about three years ago and we still reference to it today.
One of the characters was a exceccivly violent coffee obsessed vampire who had been known to evicerate people with her bare hands for not saying thank you.
The other was playing a naive amnesiatic shapeshifter who knew hardly anything and was a really nice guy.
This scene happened in a Inn while on the groups travels. The vampire had just ordered a lamb shank. The shapeshifter hadn't decided what to have

PC1 (Shapeshifter): Any Idea what I should have Lira?
PC 2 (Vampire): Try the lamb Shank its very good.
PC 1: Can I try some of yours see if I like it.
PC 2: *Finishes it off* If I had any left I would share it with you But I don't sorry.
*PC 1 player thinks for a second. writes something down passes it to GM. GM reads it. Looks at him with a look of 'are you serious' PC 1 Nods. GM passes note to everyone but the Player of PC 2. It says 'I kiss her. Lick her lips to taste the lamb shank' Everyone looks at him*
GM: Okay. Its your funeral. (To Player of PC 2) Before you can react Doran leans across the table and kisses you on the lips. It lasts a few seconds then you part.
PC 1: *Licks his lips, nods* Yeah, that is good. (To waiter) I'll have the lamb Shank please.
PC 2: (Fails a will roll against Dorans apperance) *Blushes* I...I..I.I...I have to go somewhere *Runs off*.
PC 3 (Human sitting at a nearby table): Doran you sly dog.
PC 1: I know. She hasn't eaten her dessert!

PC 2 didn't evicerate him to everyones suprise.

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The PCs were abandon in a shed on a small desert Island with the door barricaded. One cahracter (Me) was a botanist who was incredibly good at his job. Another was a corporate big wig with a cell phone. I ahd been working for two days straight at my desk creating something while the others tried to find a way out.

PC 1 (Me): *Stands up from his desk florishing a little bonsai tree* (Slurring from lack of sleep) I have done it. Everyone Quick onto chairs. GEt about ground level.
*Everyone except PC 2 (the corporate one) gets onto a chair, stool or table*
PC 2: I'm on the phone trying to get us off the island *Goes back to phone* Yeah. He's gone crazy.
PC 1: Maybe you should get on something...
*PC 2 Ignores*
PC 1: Oh sure, say I'm crazy. Just because I'm a mad scientist doesn't mean I'm crazy.
*PC 2 Ignores*
PC 1: Can someone dig a small hole in the floor.
*Another PC who was playing a bear creature digs a little hole leading to the sea water*
PC 1: Cheers. Now get ready.
*Drops Plant in water*
PC 1:...*Nothing happens*...I failed...
*Plant floats for a second then explodes, PC 2 is crushed under the roots.*
PC 1: IT LIVES!!! Unlike Harold.
PC 2: I'm fine, It just hurts a lot.
PC 1: Oh well. A partial success...I mean...Brother your alive!

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This is from a Shadowrun game, run by one of the most talented and evil GMs in town.

We were doing a jailbreak mission, getting a decker a Johnson wanted out of a private holding facility out in the sticks. That facility also happened to be holding the notorious Mad Dog Mulhaney, notorious Appalachian cybered up orc cannibal responsible for the gruesome deaths of dozens.

Our rigger got overzealous when opening up the cells - he didn't just open up the cell for our decker, but opened up all the cells in the facility, including the one holding Mad Dog Mulhaney.

In the meantime, our Triad physical adept got in a firefight with some of the guards, got all shot up, and the guards were actually very professional - disarmed him after he went down, cuffed him up, put him on a gurney, and took him down to the infirmary.

When Mad Dog was let out of his cell, he made a beeline to the infirmary, along with a few of his groupies, so he could get a hold of the scalpels and bone saws and other fun toys. Naturally, he made quick work of the infirmary staff, then ran into our bleeding and incapacitated adept.

Our adept, desperate and unable to fight, weakly cried out "Mad Dog!!! You're my hero! I see you on the news, I'm one of your fans!!!" Mad Dog was flattered, so decided not to carve up and eat our adept quite yet.

In the meantime, the rest of us found the decker, hijacked a VTOL transport that was going to take the decker to a more secure facility, and we got the hell out of there. Mad Dog and his gang took our adept, then hijacked an ambulance and escaped.

After a while, Mad Dog did start getting hungry, and looked at the long pork lying and bleeding on the gurney. Then he decided to let him go, saying "You eat Chinese and you get hungry again an hour later."

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We were doing an Shadowrun GURPS game that wrapped up a few days ago. The entire party got pulled from a muddy, moldy room in an abandoned nuked (going back to nature) area of Chicago into a pocket universe of a dead world (this is what happens when you kill a god, destroy a worldline, and manage to escape in an intro. BS Campaign). The players were grabbed by an astral hand that plunged them into incorpreality and put them in the pocket universe.

They managed to end up in a tight corridor with a door behind them that (during a time in which they could react did nothing) wrapped itself in chains barring exit. Ahead was an inverted water tower and they were on the inside. There was a lot of ledges they could climb down on in the starting funnel, then tube, then bottom bubble. A climbing gifted Ghoul managed to work his way down the funnel, but slid into the tube whilst going down with a large Ork. About 2/3 of the way down he caught himself.

The rest of the party had a grand time falling down and barely catching themselves except one (crit fail) who dropped all the way to the bottom and lived...

Then this comes up with one of the more older and tactically inclined members of the group.

PC: I WANNA JUMP!
GM (me): What the ****?! IT'S A 100 FT DROP!!! (I'd said that multiple times)
PC: I Wanna JUMP! (giggles)
PC2: Whispers "Let 'em do it. He has to learn the hard way some how..."
GM: Le Sigh...You jump.

Now at this point PC2 (MUCH more tactically skilled) had managed to get the party to rig a rope system up. @ the lip there was a 30 ft chain (pryed from the door) and a 20 ft gap and then a 20 ft rope with 30 ft gap at the end.

So the Suicidal Soldier made his jump...no one attempted to catch him. He caught the bottom rope and managed to nearly kill himself from the massive rope burn alone.

GM: You catch the rope. Your hands are officially hamburger.

If we ever pick this game up again he's gettin cyber hands...

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This happened in a DnD 3.5 game.

After arriving at a frigid port town the party figures out there is something odd going on in the North Woods where a local mining town is located.

After a quick battle with 5 wolves a new PC enters the game (he came from the local mining town the PC's sought, Elf Cleric NG LVL1, total god of persuasion)

Letting the rest of the group go ahead he skins a wolf and drapes it over him (took Trickery college) and casts some minor illusion spells.

Before doing this he asked the Rope Burn PC from above (a Paladin w/ IQ as a dump stat) to stay behind for a bit. Then convinced him the rest of the party would come get him later.

No one managed to notice this.

Casting a quick Obscuring Mist he approaches our Dim little Paladin. Wearing his wolf skin.

Clr: PALADIN! I am THE GOD OF WOLVES!
Paladin horribly fails to determine a Bluff check (Clr=+7 to bluff)
Paladin: Don't Hurt me!
Clr: I will NOT if you never harm a wolf again and worship me! (points to dead wolves)
Pld: OK OK!
Clr: I will give you a tooth as a sign of our pact. Be wary I will visit soon...(leaves thru fog leaving the confused Pld waiting for the rest of the party)

Back in town our Mischievious Clr managed to get our male Catfolk ranger into a drinking game. The catfolk lost terribly.

Clr: I'm gonna look for a dog. (rolls 3 on D20)
GM(me): You find an incredibly ugly yellow lab with warts/tumors all over it's face and ticks and fleas jumping off it. It's missing most of it's fur.
Clr: Hey ranger. I found this beautiful blonde here for ya!
Rgr: (Fails horribly to resist bluff) Oh my god! Hey whats your name?
Clr: Here's some gold. Take her to the inn!
GM: Oh god here we go...(the innkeeper totally fails his Kindness roll resulting in a given room and a weird look).
Party: You should have him roll a passion check and see what gender it is.
GM: Rolls... nat 20. Rolls 12. It's a guy. I'm not even gonna explain this to you guys...

Needless to say the next morning the hungover catfolk awoke in a room covered in dog dander and fuzz and the room looked liked a tornado ran through. He is now totally committed to finding the dog and slaying it. It gave him fleas galore...

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In a GURPS fantasy game a few years back, I was playing a Goblin mage. We had found some magical teeth(I had to have the centaur fighter knock out my real teeth toput them in) they raised my magery by one, but gave me the delusion that I was imortal. Jump ahead a couple of sessions. We walk into a very large room with a dragon there-in the orc fighter and the centaur run because of the fear from the dragon, I crit suceed. And the following conversation ensues




DM(as dragon): Why are you here.
Me: we're looking for Bob(not the real name but it escapes me ATM)
DM: Leave, or else.
Me: Or else what??
DM: You'll die
Me: You can't kill me.


After we did kill the dragon, by sheer luck, and some very great rolls

Me: I TOLD YOU YOU COULDN'T KILL ME. I TOLD YOU!!!!

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A very dramatic moment from the same RP as the plant thing.
My characters greatest fear is that he will become his father who he hates and infact killed at the age of 8 out of pure hate, he hates him beacues he was a wife beater and killed his mother. He also has a prefference for taking pisoners alive and has never attacked anyone unless they attack him first.
The other Character (Harold) is my characters brother. We're arguing at the time over he is a traitor of not.

Me: Your a traitor and if we were young again then I would beat you for this.
Har: What ? You'll beat me, your becoming dear ol' Da...
*My character punches his character, WS: 30 with a circiumstantial bonus of +50. Rolls a 1 on a D100.*
GM: John punches Harold in the face breaking several teeth, for the next half a hour he smashs harolds face against the edge of the metal table in the most brutal display of violence you have ever seen. Doing the equivalent of 30 damage when Harold has 12 HP. Non-lethal fortunately*
Me:Never...ever...Compare me to him. EVER AGAIN...
GM:* Points at Harold* Pwned...

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A NPC called Dylan was basically the ressurected form of one of the evils characters we have ever fought. We had just beaten him in a batte on Christmas Eve. He ambushes my character when the others have all gone to bed. He was a powerful psychic able to travel between universes.

John: (Sitting in a armchair sipping whiskey and looking at a bolt gun in his hand) Hello Dylan.
D: ... (Suprised, sits opposites him in a chair)you were expecting me?
J: No. I was expecting someone, but they'll never turn up so I knew it was you.
D: I've decided to give you a reward for defeating me. What do you want?
*Long pause*
J: (Sips whiskey) You can travel between dimensions, yes?
D: Yes. I can also bring things back, your brother has already told me to bring something back for him...I can't bring people back from the dead if thats what you mean? I can't go forward, and I can't go back.
J: No. I wasn't going to ask you for that. I should have thought of it but no. Are there any universes where I became the one I hate? Don't pretend you don't know who I'm talking about.
D: Yes. There's still a chance that you could. There are still three more times this world will split before you are free of the fear.
J: Do I really have the potential to be evil within me? What Kind of person am I there?
D: Yes. Think evil, chauvenistic slave driver. You have the potential to be the evilist person in the history of the world. For example In one you have already succeded in your attempts to take over the world, your research into advanced cloning has resulted in women becoming obsolite,then there comes your wonderful Idea of the "perfect society". In that universe you start the worlds largest and most terrible genocide. You murder almost every women on earth, in thirty years time, after years of enslaving the survivors you will be assasinated by the last women on earth.
J: ...Who was it?
D: Alice (Another PC. A genetic experiment he made to try and create a daughter.)
J: Good. I'm Glad she survived.
D: She will betray you, you know. It is inevitable, in every universe no matter what you do, she will betray you.
J: Good. That means that if I fail to stop myself then I will be stopped. And even if I don't then it means those of me who do will be.
D: So what else do you want?
J: *Thinks for a while* You can bring things here?
D: Yes. You can have anything, the keys to fort Knox, I can kill someone, I could bring you the cloning machine your alternate self used. Anything.
J: *smiles* Bring me bodies, lots of bodies, human, animal, monster, from every world there is...and plants too, rare and interesting plants from all over the multiverse.
D: *Smiles* Now there are only two times it has left to spilt. Just bodies and plants, Okay.
J: Good Bye Dylan.
D: Until next year Aar(Name of my old character)...John.

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Can you tell me more about this game, via PM or whatever?

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Another Classic moment for my brother.
The group had been placed on a small trade ship as upper class crew members e.g. First mate, Head of security ect. Then the captain dies of a tech virus which is spread by touch and causes the recipiant to turn to metal. Then it turns out the Captain was working for a rebel group to smuggle combat drugs, weapons and uranium to them. He was then going to kill the crew and escape with all the money. It then turns out that the UPSN (United Planets Space Navy) has discovered what the captain was doing adn is chasing us. PC 1 is playing the first mate, now captain and suffers from Desicion-Phobia, player 2 is the Ships pilot. PC 3 is me, a hired merc who is head of security, PC 4 is my brother playing a navy Petty officer, PC 5 is another Navy man who works for PC 4. The conversation when as folows.

PC 1: ...I say we Dump it all.
PC 3: I want more pay for this. I did not sign on for this...
*PCs 4 & 5 Burst in armed with the experimental weapons that we were dlivering*
PC 4: No body move! We're in charge of the ship now.
PC 3: P*** off. We're busy.
PC 5: What? We have guns. You cant talk to us like that!
PC 3: Look at that screen over in the corner. See those ships. Their tracking us, can you pilot if you shoot us. No? Go away we're busy.
*PC 4 looks annoyed and leaves. PC 5 follows*
(Some time later)
*PC 4 & 5 Burst in again with even heavier weapons and mech suits)
PC 4: No body move. We're taking over the ship.
PC 3: Come here (PC 4s name) *PC 4 walks over* You see that big shiny button in the middle of the control console?
PC 4: Yes...
PC 3: That is linked to a bunch of C4 attached to the unranium in the hold. Try to move the pilot and we will activate it, blowing you and us to hell...
PC 4: Okay...
PC 3: Now go away. We all ready have enough on our plates with the techno virus, the riot, the UPSN, the drugs, the weapons, the uranium, the RLS (The rebels) and what the the hell we're going to do about all of this as it is without you being idiots...
*PC 4 & 5 leave again*
(Some more time later)
*PC 4 & 5 Burst in with the entire crew armed with experimental weapons*
PC 3: GO AWAY WE'RE REALY BUSY! Now we know how many ships are tracking us. The answer is half a fleet, now F*** OFF!
(The PCs spend some time arguing and in the end the Crew leaves. PC 4 & 5 go to mess hall)
*PC 3 Walks in*
PC 3: I've noticed that the only thing you do when you have a complaint is burst into the control room with guns. Here *Passes them a box* This is a com-plain-t box. You write your com-plain-t on a piece of paper and put it into the box. We get it, read it and try to help. Now stop bursting into the control room.
PC 4: You're not allowed to burst in here and start ordering us around like that at gun point !
PC 3:...... *Unslings his plasma cannon*
PC 5: *leans over to PC 4* Dude...run.

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>:[

Soda

Everywhere

*hands you a towel*

Clean it

>:'

Edit [2/24/13]: God...blast it soda everywhere again.

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Can't believe I forgot about this one, but the above reminded me:

Playing the original Top Secret, back in college. I'd been sent to investigate a high-value target at a hotel in Vegas. Unbeknownst to me, another agency, allied with my own, had sent their own man (Greg) to check the target out, as well. I'd picked the lock on the door, while he rappelled in the window. We snuck around the suite for a while, then came across each other abruptly. I had my .38 at the ready; he drew his .45, and we aimed at each other.

Me: Put down your gun!
Greg: You put yours down!
Me: Why should I?
Greg: Because mine makes a bigger hole!
(pause)
Me: (putting down gun) Good point.

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Hempy the Dire Sheep finally made it into one of my games. One of the players was being hosed due a series of bad GM rolls and a few comical choices when I'd decided "ya know, your life can't get any worse."

Hempy appeared in the game shortly after the hunter was running away from various other demi-godly threats and I felt one more encounter with the otherwordly would suit. Sullivan approached, his character exhausted, his player in a mild euphoria caused from asphyxiation from the insurmountable gouts of laughter caused by misfortune just prior, raises his flail up on high over the head of what appeared to be a normal and undefending sheep. He strikes straight and true - only to fall into the endless 'sheep-space" within Hempy's fluff. His legs humorously sticking out of the sheep.

The harmless demi-god sheep then continued on to torture the wayward adventurer while he attempted to hunt down a deer, letting off mind unhinging dire-bleets whenever Sullivan had a clear shot, spooking said deer, then proceeding to fly off like a paperbag in a light updraft. Hempy did this a few more times following.

The first two attempts on the deer's life were interrupted by the bleet of a sheep that had positioned itself directly behind Sullivan as he prepared his shots. The third, Hempy appeared 'in front' of Sullivan while he checked his rear for the blasted sheepy, only to take a bleet in the face.

His fourth attempt on the deer's life would be interrupted by Hempy as it floated down in front of Sullivans view, landing behind the deer and bleeting, once again, its dire bleet of bleety bleetdom, forcing the deer to take flight of foot into the dense forest.

Hempy's nature, being the inside joke of a one-shot that only involved 3 of the 5 players from a prior game meant that only 2 of the people at the table were incapacitated with laughter while the other two smiled confused at the supernatural events that took place, and the sight of an asthmatic reaching for his inhaler.

Memorable Quote of the day: A morbidly deep toned "BL-E-E-E-E-E-EET."

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That sentence by itself is one of the funniest things I've seen all day.

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Well, you're welcome :D

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Supers game (Champions), everyone was describing their characters to the other players. One of the male players was describing his female brick. What he intended to say was that she had a special attack a la The Hulk, she claps her hands together and the soundwave knocks people over. What he actually said was "And I have the Thunderclap!"

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Of course, the usual method of getting the Thunderclap involves sleeping with Thor...

("You're thor?? I'm tho thor, I can't pith!")

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Good one, IW :) . I'm afraid we were all laughing too hard to come up with post-worthy responses.

(And to be fair, the player in question is fundamentalist Christian, and it's entirely possible he didn't know the other meaning of "clap" until this incident.)

Edit: almost forgot -- not a quote, but one bit of laughter at a different Champions game came about as the heroes entered a shopping mall. I'm running a speedster in that game. When I noticed that we were entering through a department store, I asked if Speedster Tricks would let me get through the store without being squirted by the perfume sales clerks.

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At Gencon Indy last summer, I was running an "Iron GM" session, with three sourcebooks (including Illuminati). So, anyway, the players were in 1950's Egypt, investigating a body that looked just like the US president, Ike. They decided to take the body back to New York with them. Went something like this:

Me: OK, it's easy enough for you to buy tickets for yourselves from Cairo to Berlin, then from there to New York. How do you plan on moving the body?

One player: (mumbles something incoherent) call UCS!

Me: (strange look at player)

Player: United Corpse Service

Have the tee shirt to prove it and everything... ;-)

Front
Back

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My wizard had been slightly stunned by failing the Contact Outer Plane spell - turning him into a high-level commoner for 5 weeks - and currently had Intelligence 8 and Charisma 8. But we were attacked by assassins and trashed them, whereupon the city guard turned up and asked us what the hell we were doing.

Me: "They cast the first stone"

*mimics holding up something*

GM: "What's that?"

Me: "The first stone."

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The other night in our Shadowrun campaign -- things had gotten kind of hot in Seattle. Some characters left town for Denver, others retired and the players created new ones in Denver. The folks starting in Seattle were offered a job and were told that some locals in Denver would show us around and assist. When the immigrants met the locals and the local fixer, the locals were a bit loathe to take the job. The fixer said, "Come on, guys, it's not just a job." And I chimed in, "No, it's an adventure."

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New Player: "Do I need to worry about falling?"
Me: "Only if you don't like that sudden stop at the end."

Gummißear: "I need a big figure. Unless you have something new for me to use."
Me: "MonkeyFist doesn't let me bring my new figures. He doesn't like you using them against us."

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LOL! ROFL!

Now I know were I want to work when I grow up...

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From a GURPS MechWarrior planning session with MonkeyFist and I.

Me: Well, what happens if you make it move 8/12/8?
MF: *Plfth!* Then it can carry like five small lasers.
Me: That's no problem; that's assault 'Mech firepower.
MF: Mrnh?
Me: It's got the same firepower as a Charger.
MF: *starts laughing* Dude, that is SO not a selling feature!

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Imagine:

A girl with spiderlike jaws is holding a giant bug, in the process of dissolving its insides.
A soldier approaches her and asks her to open up a bullet cartridge, "e.g. with your teeth".
She replies: "Don't ruin my appetite."

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I'm playing a multiclassed ranger/cleric of Fharlanghn (patron deity of travellers) in my friend's D&D 3.5 campaign. After our party is recruited by two peasants to protect their village (a la Seven Samurai), we are introduced to the burly barbarian NPC who's supposed to be leading our little posse. Said barbarian is viciously hung over.

When the barbie learns of my character's clerical status, he beseeches divine aid for his hangover. Without missing a beat, the Fharlanghite tells him to "walk it off."

That little quip earned me 50 bonus XP for roleplaying. =)

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"She wants to destroy the world? But thats where I keep all my STUFF!"

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Not exactly a memoriable quote but an interesting story none the less.

My players had finally gotten around to collecting in one spot for the night so we could actually play. They were heading back down into a dungeon to finish off the cultists the local town had highered them to remove from their underground temple.

They get down there and the walls aren't exactly solid all the way through, it looks like a collection of beutrices and columns holding up everything. One of the players is a vampire so he turns into a bat to fly around and snuff out all the torches.

The others collectively roll their dice for stealth and begin hunting down nearby jerks. One of them even skewered 3 passerbys through the neck with the same arrow.

The bat finishes snuffing out all the torches and searches for the big bad boss himself. Something I planned for him to do so I could feed my players the next big McGuffin. "Yadda yadda, the secret treasure vault etcetera and so forth."
P3 (the bat): "I'm going to perch on the ceiling.
Gm: You find a nice root to cling on.
P3: What do I see?
Gm: A bunch of cultists kneeled down and listening to the head priest babble on about -insert McGuffin- Behind him are 4 body guards.
P3: I mind control one of them and order them to stab the closest person nearby.
Gm: ?
P3: I want to start a riot :D
Gm: Oh ok. Roll it
-Clacka clacka-
Gm: ...crit. Ok. One of the followers stands up and stabs the guy next to him in the neck.
P3: No not the followers, I meant the guard.
Gm: ...
P3: who was closest to the guard anyway?
Gm: ...the leader.

So an ST 20 four armed flesh golem juggernaught whips a very fine and recently sharpened halberd into the spine of his unsuspecting very powerful golem conjuring wizard master. With the spike end. There was enough impaling damage to sever him in half and fling his upper body into the crowd.

The following events transpired:
>_> <_< <_< <_<
>_(\ >O> >O>/)(\<O< AHAhahAHahahHAhaHAHa

Player 3 decides he wants more minions so he mind controls the second with another critical success. Now that the master is dead there's no real contest of wills because they're near lifeless husks of muscle and steel. So he basically gets ownership of this second one forever. He makes the first golem jump into the crowd, crushing 3 people when he lands, and whirlwind attacks some 90 other people packed together like sardines. This is when I began looking up the rules to see if there's any penalty at all after the first hit with a whirlwind attack. There is none.

So much blood D:

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So we just started a new 'Buffy' game this Sunday, using Edens Unisystem.

My character is a high school freshman witch with Down's syndrome, Judy. The party has just encountered their first demons. The 14 year old watcher to be, who has heard of demons but never seen one, goes "They're not human!" Judy responds "Want to borrow my binoculars, so you can see them better?" The whole group, including the GM, cracks up and Judy gets an extra Drama Point on the spot.

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Lyndsey, someone who thinks Han Solo flies cautiously: "Cool! We only missed that asteroid by a millimeter!"

After her passenger complained: "Okay, I exaggerated. We missed it by a whole meter."

And Lyndsey again, from a different session: "Yeah, I've got a plan. But I need a functioning ship first. Well, I have a functioning ship. I need functioning shields. I like my shields. They keep me alive."

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Can't believe I forgot to post these.

First one is from me GMing. Early campaign. After the PCs had started exploring some ancient elven ruins, and having already survived one trap (A badly-degraded deadfall-type trap), they started checking for more. So they look down the short, thin corridor leading to the rest of the underground structure, and ask if they see anything.

I roll as I always do, wether there's anything there or not, then look up and say:

"Looks clear."

Probably didn't help that we'd just seen Pitch Black earlier that weekend, but they didn't trust that. And it gets quoted regularly. Particularly any time someone tries to make a perception roll!

The second is from a friend. She had just gone through a gang neighborhood and had, somehow managed to clear an entire cul-de-sac of gang houses, down to the last member. Something like 29 people. In. Complete. Silence. Nobody outside the area heard a thing. Several people in the area heard something (Suppressed gunshots can be surprisingly loud in enclosed spaces!), but they were dead before they could pass that information on.

A second character followed in her wake, almost terrified of this coldly-efficient killer that had just done what normally takes several hundred rounds and multiple explosions in the movies. Someone made an out-of-character comment that she seems like a total sociopath. To which she replied, "She isn't a sociopath! She just doesn't care!" Which got us all laughing pretty good, and her grinning. (I think she had the coolest character of the bunch, myself. Ex-merc type.)

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Reminds me of one that crops up occasionally in various forms:

"I am NOT anti-social. I just DO NOT like people!"

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I ran a Justice League game at a local convention this past weekend. In it, several agents of Apokalips were causing trouble at a number of vacation resorts and tourist attractions. At one point, Green Lantern had noticed something odd at Disneyland: Mickey had cybernetic limbs with built-in weapons, Goofy had six-inch titanium tusks, Minnie carried an electro-whip, etc. As the Green Lantern investigated, he was spotted by Chip & Dale, who were carrying plasma cannons. (Shooting yellow energy blasts, wouldn'tcha know it)

Later on, one of the other players commented, "Green Lantern got shot down by chipmunks!"

To which he replied, "It wasn't just chipmunks! Goofy was there too!"

Still later on in the game the guy playing Superman summed up the situation thusly:

"We've got a lot of Darkseid minions around and I'm not liking it!"

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In my Saturday Morning Travelling Rock & Roll Band campaign last week, the group's roadie, Dick Dimple ("Call me Richard"), and their manager Skyler ("Call me any time!") had been captured by a group of evil spy babes who were using a cheese factory as a cover for their evil schemes.

The evil mastermind was about to lower the two of them into a vat of molten cheese and she cackled "How do you like fondue?"

To which Dickie replied: "I fon-don't!"

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I just busted out laughing. That's so corny and awesome.

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Several good ones from today's Supers game.

Jessica and Ryland have finally gotten married (first time in sixteen months we could get all the players together for this) so this game can finally move forward. Ryland is a Necromander and Jessica is a Vampire/Werewolf/Something Else hybrid.

While we were all discussing things about the wedding.
GM: This wedding has everything except Frank Sinatra.
Ryland: I could arange that, you know.
Me (OOC; extending arms in zombie-fashion, completely emotionless): VO-LAR-AYE!
Me (several minutes later, after the requsite "brains" jokes were finished; pointing at Ryland): I DID IT HI-IS WAY!

Jessica has gone missing after the reception.

Damien: Can't you track her?
Ryland: It's not that easy.
Damien: What, don't you have lo-jack on her soul?!

After talking to the best man (a time mage) while we're still at the reception gathering our thoughts.

Timmins (the best man): I can check to see where she'll be in an hour.
Ana: In an hour, I forsee her being right back here, just having eaten someone.

Later, after we go off to find Jessica:

Ana: Were here to protect the badguys from Jessica.

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The GM was running a horror RP that constantly broke the fourth wall and confused the player5 as well as te character.
The sheeet making process was surreal intself, write down Blah, blah, Write down "I am a sausage..."
The he finish it with "Now, eat your sheet..." We looked at each other and started taking small bites which is what the GM had expected, then my Brother Grabs his sheet and crams the entire thing into his mouth...
GM: ...(Brothers name)
B: Muhu...
GM: Now what I was going to say next was stop eating your sheet.
B: (Globs the sheet in a ball onto the table cloth) Okay...
GM: ...Maybe you should make a new sheet...
B: Nah. You can still read it if you peel it open...

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A dialog between two character's in my current campaign, one has Oblivious and the other is a rich SOB with high technology. They were on a Vampire Hunt.

Riley: "Whats that?" pointing his finger at a ESP (extensible sensor pod from Ultra-tech)
Byrne: "It detects Ton-tons and vampires..."
Riley: Very sagely nodding he asks "What are Ton-tons?"

Ghostdancer

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This just raises so many questions. What GM makes a player write "I am a sausage" on his character-sheet, and then tell him to eat it?

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Yeah, the point was to totally confuse and disorientate the players. It was really weird.

Another fun moment in a more recent RP was when I took a RP Nerd as a Character, it allowed a large amount of Meta Humour such as him having played my characters and written books about them, him writing a bok based on the Game that the RP Was based on (The Idea was taht after he surived he would write the book and be the author) and so forth but the best moment was when Cluithulu attacked us and (Since Call of Culthtulu didn't exist in character)
He ran at it screaming "You think your scary. I've Played Call of Fandulu!"
Another Gem from the Character was when (Since the GM was using a Insanity system) he flipped out with his LARPing Skills and managed to, in 3 rounds, total the entire rest of the Team thinking they were zombies, then afterwards set up a RP based on what he had witnessed in his fit of madness and got the others to play it.

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Several abolutely epic moments we had was when we were doing a Steam Punk RP.
We had two characters, my friend was playing a ex-soldier who had recently fallen in love with a NPC and was about to marry her. The best man was my character, a gun toting aristocrat with a entire continents worth of Hit men after him for various reasons. At the wedding we were all staning in front of the Bishop who was conducting the ceremony...
GM: The bishop starts to do the vows...(To me) roll your obs...
*Roll*
GM:...you pass. You notice a man stand up at the back of the congregation just as the bishop says "We are gathered here today to witness the departure of...
Me: Flip out my guns and shoot the Bishop and the guy at the back of the crowd (My guns of course being two custom made mastercrafted Steam pistols each with a +2 bonus to hit and double damage...) "You fools Did you really think we wouldn't be Packing heat at a WEDDING...?!"
(Kill the bishop and the guy at the back disappears in a mist of blood...Several other assassins stand up and we spend several rounds Blasting them)
CS (My frineds character):"well I'm glad we're all alive but now we have a problem..."
Me: "Whats that..."
CS: "We don't have a priest..."
Me: "one moment..."(OOOC to the GM) I walk over and loot the priest...
GM:...what...
Me: I loot the priest. Steal his gun and his hat...
GM: you have a priests hat and a (Describes the gun. Its nice.)
Me: "If the preist is dead I guess I'll have to do the vows..."
GM & CS at teh same time: ...what...
Me: I do the vows. Right there and then...but first rhings first...I nick his bishop staff as well...

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Slightly off topic but...

"Be good. Do good." -John Adams

and yes i have been watching HBO lately...

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Back in the 80's, when Ferdinand Marcos had only recently been ousted, we were running a BattleTech campaign. One of the mech warriors was of Philipino extraction, named Szato Corazon. His jumping mech was called "Heart in Flight." (Corazon? Heart? OK.) He had just been summoned by the company commander.

Mitch (the player): "Mech Warrior Corazon Aquino reporting for duty!"

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In a light-hearted fantasy campaign I played a megalomanic sorceror, who used to call the other PCs his horde. At some point, he decided to knight one of the other characters. He touched him with his wand, proclaiming "From now on, you shall be known as Sir Erik." The newly promoted character answered : "But my name is Sven !" So, from that time, he was known as Sven, Sir Erik.

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Wow.
We were in rare form today.

(About Ninjas)
Ghost: They're just little peasants form the mountains. You can kill them with impunity.
Me: I'd use explosives . . . impunity is a crappy weapon.
--
Shadowvyce (the ninja): How many points would it take . . .?
Ghost: Oh, this'll be good. You can't do that on seven points.
--
Me: The ninja is making more noise than the sonics blaster!
--
Brian: So, do any of them still look dangerous?
GM: No, not at this point.
Brian: Eh. Then I'll just attack whoever's closest.
Shadowvyce: I'm closest to you!
--
Shadowvyce: He was quiet . . . -ish.
Ghost: -ISH!? When you add "-ish" it's no longer quiet!
--
Shutterbug (to Shadowvyce): Wait a minute!
*Camera Clicking*
Shutterbug: I've always wanted a picture of "irony."
--
Shutterbug (to police): You've got guns, right?
GM (as police): Yeah!?
Shutterbug: Good, that's important!
--
Shadowvyce: Tell me you cleaned the hair trap?
Silent Vengance: *Smug Grin*
Me: That's beneath her.
MonkeyFist: She has people for that.
Me (pointing to Shadowvyce): You.
Shutterbug: I want a ninja janitor.
--
GM: Once you get underground you don't see any more homeless.
MonkeyFist: Woo-hoo! We solved the homeless problem!
Shutterbug: We won the war on Homelessness!

My character (Ambrosia) has only been around Shadowvyce for two session and has already dubbed him "the worlds loudest ninja."

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Panzerfaust: Oo I'm putting that on my character sheet! "Quirk: complains when he's injured."
Nate: "That's not just you, that's everybody!"

*extended in-character arguement shortened for your reading pleasure*
The party had just finished a fight with a Bomb (Final Fantasy) that had gone thermonuclear. Sivo healed himself after being rez'd and had no FP left to get Nos up to a level he didn't have to worry about death checks.

Sivo: "You're the white mage! I've healed more people than you! [I demand you start pulling your weight!]"
Noslamel (Panzer): "Blee...eeeding..."
Momo: *little girl character* "I'm a summoner D:"
Sivo: "You're a white mage, you have the spell!"
Noslamel: *Desperate whine* "Can I get a heal?"
Momo: *attempts to heal Noslamel*
GM (Me): "Roll it"
*claka clak*
Sivo: "..."
Momo: "..."
Nos: "..."
Me: "Wow a 17.."
Nos: "Hurk!" -thud-
Momo: ToT "Waaaaah!"
Sivo: "NEVER HEAL AGAIN!"

And Momo's player just finished complaining he had no attacking spells..

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I forgot one:

GM's 3 year old son walks over to where Shadowvyce was sitting. He went off to get some dinner. The toddler is looking, intensly, at Shadowvyce's laptop.

Shadowvyce: Hey, buddy, are you playing Shadowvyce now?
MonkeyFist: He's doing a better job than you were.
Me: Yeah, at least he's being quiet!
Shadowvyce: Hey! I'm right here!

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In last Sunday's fantasy game, most of the party was dealing with a collapsed portcullis at the city gate, but the druid decided to shapechange to eagle and scout ahead. He found out we'd caused enough noise with the portcullis to wake up the Greater Wyrm lairing on top of the tower, and it was majorly ticked. Some fancy stunt flying later, he's hiding inside the tower and the wyrm is going after the rest of us. The druid's player decides there's nothing he can do (?), so he's going to poke through the tower while he waits for us.

About halfway through the fight, we had this OOC exchange:

Player 1 (one of the mages): Are you still in the tower?
Player 2 (the druid): Yes.
Player 1: Are you going to throw your hair down soon?

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Where to get good information on a sailing ship…

Jade (Toby) to DM (as Ballista Man) – What’s the range of this thing?
NPC (DM) – Oh, you know, you have to look it up in the book.
Jade – You have a book…to help you work the ballista?
NPC – Yeah, its called GURPS (reaching for the Campaign Manual)

The economics of GURPS

Happy Petal (Lars) – If it a family sword handed down through the generations how do you know how much it cost?
Jade – Cause I had to pay for it out of my character points.

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I've been introducing some people at work to various games. Today, we were playing Starcraft: The Board Game.

N: It's like chess, but cooler.
Me (holding up Terran Battlecruiser): Yeah, my queen has a Yamato Cannon.
MonkeyFist (holding a Zerg Queen, looking at it confused): Mine has . . . tentacles coming out its butt.
Someguy (at another table, playing Exalted): I know who's playing the Zerg!

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Your story is worthy enough for not 1, but exactly 2 internetz. Funny as hell.

Congratulations, don't spend them all in one place.

I looked up the game and checked out a few how-to's to playing the game...and it seems terribly contrived. I'd probably buy it just to get some figures for a Gurps: Starcraft game.

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This was said in the heat of battle, between two PC's brawling viciously in the wilderness. Neither of them had weapons, and they were mainly punching and gouging and slamming each other's heads into things. They ended up rolling down a banking towards a lake, and one of the characters got free from the grip of the other. He then grasped the other character by his muddied hair, slammed his face into the water and shouted "DRINK THE LAKE".