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Mark Skarr 08-19-2011 10:28 PM

Re: Memorable Quotes.
 
In a reference to unattractive people having attractive mates:

Me: "Like Ted Bundy."
MonkeyFist: (Leans over) "Al Bundy."
Me: "Al Bundy . . .. Al, Ted, what's the difference?"
Everyone: *riotous laughter*

Flyndaran 08-20-2011 05:34 AM

Re: Memorable Quotes.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mark Skarr (Post 1234355)
In a reference to unattractive people having attractive mates:

Me: "Like Ted Bundy."
MonkeyFist: (Leans over) "Al Bundy."
Me: "Al Bundy . . .. Al, Ted, what's the difference?"
Everyone: *riotous laughter*

Well, Ted Bundy might have had attractive mates... just not for very long. Ewwww, I offended myself with that line.

Bruno 08-20-2011 05:02 PM

Re: Memorable Quotes.
 
Ordan, Dragonborn fighter, has now been set on fired by the wizard and the warlock: Just because I'm a dragon doesn't mean I'm fireproof, you racist!

Flyndaran 08-20-2011 05:06 PM

Re: Memorable Quotes.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Bruno (Post 1234752)
Ordan, Dragonborn fighter, has now been set on fired by the wizard and the warlock: Just because I'm a dragon doesn't mean I'm fireproof, you racist!

In WOW not even the fire elementals are immune to fire damage.
But funny none-the-less.

Bruno 08-20-2011 06:54 PM

Re: Memorable Quotes.
 
In D&D not many things are flat-out immune to fire, but they certainly do exist. Ordan just is not one of them.

The difference between "Resist 5" and "immune" is vast, especially when you're talking about taking 15-25 damage in a single blast, and then being set on fire for a nice DoT effect.

hatch 08-21-2011 07:26 AM

Re: Memorable Quotes.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Luke Bunyip (Post 1234104)
a shopping centre (aka mall) which has be transported to a backwater hellish dimension.

Redundant.

Luke Bunyip 08-21-2011 04:21 PM

Re: Memorable Quotes.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by hatch (Post 1235111)
Redundant.

You've been to Craigieburn?

Koshka 08-21-2011 08:26 PM

Re: Memorable Quotes.
 
We're getting a couple players up to speed on the post-apoc scenario we're running. For the record, the game is starting roughly 80 years after disaster.

Player 1: (in the course of explaining why the large cities are abandoned) Picture New York City, but it's been 80 years since anyone did any maintenance on the infrastructure.

Player 2: So, unchanged from today.

Player 3, to Player 1: He has a point ....

Flyndaran 08-21-2011 08:37 PM

Re: Memorable Quotes.
 
After 80 years much of the distinctive aroma of New York aka hobo urine might have faded somewhat.

vicky_molokh 08-23-2011 03:24 AM

Re: Memorable Quotes.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Flyndaran (Post 1234755)
In WOW not even the fire elementals are immune to fire damage.
But funny none-the-less.

In the Molten Core raid they are, making Survivalists, Destro Locks and Fire Mages useless.


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