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Shadowrun. While the runners finally fund the goal of their mission and secure the object, they also discover some glowing stones. They decide to add it to their loot.

Rigger: "Take it with you, it may be precious. Why do I hate this sentence?"

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Ashley: "That ship has sailed."
Blair: "That ship sailed, was purposely run aground, and then burned down like Cortez. Welcome to the New World!"

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The occult WWII campaign, in a valley populated by an obscure ethnic group high in the Himalayas:

“You’re pretty sure you’re not being followed by anything that’s human and visible to normal sight.”

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After a massive sonic area attack:

"The dark energy field surrounding Umbra [the villainess] falters, the shadow beast is scattered like dust in the wind, and the pug explodes."

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Rod: "I thought Skye just went back to school."
GM: "Nah, she went to a nice park, upstate, where she can run and play all day."
Rod: "GEEZ!"

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Silver Fox: "I don't do a lot of damage, but I do it quickly."

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Fox (OOC): "It's only $30 for the VCR, but it's $150 for the coax to HDMI adapter."

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Urban Phoenix: “We can find a VCR at a flea circus. Market. I’m in retail, it’s kinda the same thing.”

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GM: “Ok, that was a TPK. The GM needs to do more planning. We all wake up at the bar with a terrible hangover. (OOC) Let’s agree to never speak of this again. What happens in D&D Chat stays in D&D Chat.”

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Chloe: "She'll do the dumbest thing a person could do--and forever identify herself as a PC. She'll pick [the obviously alien artifact] up."

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Rina: "It's okay dear, we'll be here to hold your hand."
Chloe: "At this point, it's more 'hold my beer.'"

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Agent Yelan: "This Henry Gyrich guy, I don't get. I mean, why does he hate supers so much? I can count--on one hand--the number of supers I'm aware of. Did you [sleep with] his daughter?"
Simon: "The idea of him even having children makes my blood run cold."

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Stephanie: "Are [Sentinels] a threat?"
Simon: "To us, yes. To you, no."

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Archon: "Isn't this the place that got shut down when a bunch of people got salmonella from the flume ride?"

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GM: "Before the cook could be brought to justice, he redacted himself from the census."

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GM: "A large, balloon dog comes up to you and squeaks."
Phoenix: "Does this count as an animal you can talk to?"
Archon: "My mouth moves but words do not come out."

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Archon: "As soon as my brain recovers, I'll activate my Speak with Animals, and see if it works. It works on all land animals."
GM: "Well, I think it's safe to say, Pupperoni is an AIR animal."

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GM: "Pupperoni squeaks excitedly and starts running in circles."

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Archon: "He's a balloon cannibal! He's after Pupperoni!"
Phoenix: "Protect the goodboy!"

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Phoenix: "I hit (sounds of dice)."
GM: "Don't even bother. He vanishes in a whoosh of air."
Archon: "They ARE balloon cannibals!"

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Phoenix: "Can I jump on this back dude?
GM: "The rules permit you to." (Maniacal laughter)

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A ‘rule’, more like a guideline I like to follow when I write is: Only tell the audience the plan if it goes horribly wrong later. So, here’s the plan in exact detail...

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Archon: "You are not taking me to a Ripperdoc!"

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Archon (OOC): "Do I need to bring Skye back?"
GM: "Not necessarily. Just stop rolling back-to-back critical failures."

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Phoenix: "Deniable Plausibility!"
Archon: "I like that better."

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Phoenix: "Rod, when did we wake up from the water problem?"
GM (OOC): "Yesterday! Oh, wait, the other water problem."

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Archon: "GM. It doesn't matter. I rolled another 18. What now?"

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GM: "Make a Will roll."
Archon: "Six, so by eight--Will is very important to me."
Phoenix: "I need a colander."

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Archon: "Get the flamer--the *heavy* flamer."
Phoenix: "I don't think that'll work. Get a sonic screwdriver."
Archon: "If you don't think that fire will work, you aren't using *enough* fire."

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Archon: "I have good news and bad news. I don't think we're going to have to go down to the [ancient, underground, nightmare-inhabited] city. That's the good news. The bad news is that I think whatever it is that's attention I caught--it's probably coming to us."

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GM: "Well, strange things are afoot."
Phoenix: "We don't even have a Circle-K."
Archon: "That's because they're terrible fliers."