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Chaos: What should I be singing when the NPC comes to my room?
Mark: I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts?

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The scene is a big party.

GM: What is everybody doing?
Me: I'm getting visibly drunk.
GM: Okay.
Me: That's a 23 on Deceive.
GM: Why are you rolling Deceive?
Me: I said I was getting visibly drunk. Not actually drunk.

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Urban Phoenix: "Heh. Taze me, bro!"
Blue Rose: "So much better than 'taste me, bro.'"
Phoenix: "Eeyuu, yeah."

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Phoenix: "Why is the wolf made from explodium?"
Blue Rose: "Tacos."

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GM: "Phoenix. Make a perception check."
<pause>
Blue Rose (OOC): "Chaos. Make a perception check. Then have your character make one!"

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GM: "It does not explode, but does sort of dub-step itself into pieces."

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Blue Rose: "Anyone who needs it, I create a glowing blue doctor that can heal you."
Nemesis: "Please tell me he's wearing pants."
Blue Rose (OOC): "Yes. This is not Doctor Manhattan."
Nemesis: "So, it's more like an EMH?"
Blue Rose: "It is, somehow, less disturbing than Robert Picardo."

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Skye: "[Heaven] has a really good lawyer."
Ana: "He'd have to be a helluva good lawyer."
Heaven: "Heh. If only you knew."

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Blue Rose (OOC): "He is 'Decoy, the Doctor hostage.'"

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GM: "Make a climbing roll."
Nemesis: "I don't have climbing."
GM: "Well, make a climbing roll anyway."

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GM: "You feel a moist wind wash over you."
Phoenix: "Eeyuu."
Lightning Rod: "Ugh!"
<beat>
Lightning Rod: "I say again, for emphasis: Ugh!"

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Blue Rose: "The Triceratops will nuzzle him to death."

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Blue Rose: "Does anyone know a psychic?"
Urban Phoenix: "I wish."
GM: "Ms. Cleo."
Blue Rose: "One with real, reproduceable psychic abilities."

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Vic has just been falsely arrested for demon-summoning. Upon conviction, she will have her soul pulled from her body. Nevertheless, she is somewhat joking around.

Teddy: "Vic, take this seriously. You're going to get hanged!"
Vic: "No. No, I'm not."

It wasn't really clear if Vic thought her friends would prove her not guilty at trial, or was just acknowledging she wasn't going to get hanged.

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As the GM, I've just introduced a pair of Holmes and Watson pastiches named Wescott Castles and Ivan deVolt, respectively. Harald387 is a notorious punster.

Harald387 (ooc): "I swear Mark, if this guy is 'Castles' instead of 'Holmes' you're never allowed to complain about my puns again (because that is a brilliant pun)."
Me (ooc): "There's a second pun on deVolt, actually."
Harld387 (ooc): "I don't get it."
Other Mark (ooc): "deVolt? Wait. Watson. Watt's son. of Volt."
Me (ooc): "Bit of a stretch, but -"
Harald (ooc): "You son of a -"
Me (ooc): "I do love my really obscure references."

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Again, Shadowrun.

During a fight against corporate goons, the Rigger of the group takes over a truck and uses it to ram the corporate commando vehicle. Which is completely destroyed.

Rigger: "Well, if your only tool is a truck, all problems look like traffic cones."

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NPC: "Do you know the sergeant?"
Doctor: "We've been on several missions together"
Sergant: "Don't mention the brain surgery!"

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"It was so nice of the people at Pathfinder 2e to make a magic item just for me"

'"Huh? Oh, the Rune of Striking!"

"Yeah, my Greataxe does 2D12+7 now."


"I roll a 29."

"That's a Critical Hit."

"what didja get Fred? 42?"

"You're never going to let me forget about doing 42 pts to your 2nd level Beguiler, are you?"

<grins> "Nope."

"Huh, I did get 42."


"Ripnugget commands that you take them alive!"

"Is that one word or two? You know,, first name Rip last name Nugget?"

"One word."

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John: "It's safer to be crazy in front of one person than crazy in front of a bunch of people."

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John: "I need to go somewhere . . .. These kids can't watch me perform open-heart surgery on this stuffy."

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John: "I'll go into the back yard and blow the dog whistle--and turn into a dog."
GM: "Yep. Thump."
John: "Woof?!"