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"Congratulations! You've found the serial killer!"

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Half Elf: It like my mother used to say, "Do it yourself you useless parasite."

"Party: Wha?"

Half elf "Well it sounded more flowery in elvish."

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<kaboom>

"All together now! He could have never survived that!"

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"Oh come now, what named character ever actually died in an explosion?"

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From tonight's session:

(note: there was a whole convoluted scene where our teenage characters held a fake knighting ceremony for one of us prior to this. Dora is actually an NPC.)

* Dora comes running back in; she's got a little black pig under one arm, and a bag over her shoulder, and she seems to be out of breath, openly huffing and puffing. "Okay I heard a chorus from heaven or some s**t an' I came runnin' as fast as I could, WHAT DID YOU GUYS DO?!?"
<Tucker> "...knighted me, mostly."
<Sabrina> "I THINK WE MADE TUCKER MAGIC."
<Tucker> "Turns out I'm chosen by God, or somethin' like that."
* Reggie turns the flames off. "Uh... it was a peptalk gone horribly...right?"
<Dora> "...Dammit, guys!"
<Dora> "I can't leave you kids alone for fifteen minutes before you break reality, can I?!"

(basically, one character just revealed his 'magic class' - we're all getting one - is Inquisitor)

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Long time ago, in a fantasy campaign.

The pc are sitting in a tavern. On of the locals, are real jerk, tries to pick up on of the lady pc' s and is mega - annoying.

Male pc: "Come on, buddy. Leave her alone, she is not your kind of girl. She has only two legs."

Instant bar fight. Ah, those where the days.

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"There is a huge difference between between joining a civil war for political reasons and doing nothing because of political reasons. Mages can do all the nothing they feel like doing. The more nothing they do, the better the Chantry likes it."

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"What are you looking for?"

"Something plot related."

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"I have Overconfidence, I don't need Stealth!"

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It's probably for the best anyway. In the Discworld stories, it was eventually uncovered that Unseen University existed primarily to prevent wizards from using magic however they pleased. Because there was a time when wizards did that sort of thing, and in some of the places it was done nothing will ever grow again.