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Icelander 09-21-2006 11:30 AM

Re: So, how great is Kromm anyway?
 
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Originally Posted by Spudzill
I can't afford to buy anyways, so I have to rent. It's almost as good and you can get someone else to pay for the repairs.

Aha, but as the philosopher said:

Why pay for the milk when you can get the cow by saying "I do" in His holy name?

Icelander 09-21-2006 11:31 AM

Re: So, how great is Kromm anyway?
 
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Originally Posted by Spudzill
Besides if you give Kromm your credit cards, He will love you. But it will be a Platonic love, none of that icky physical stuff, we're not His type.

I think that it would be more of a Platinium love...

;)

Spudzill 09-21-2006 11:33 AM

Re: So, how great is Kromm anyway?
 
Nevertheless, He would love you for your Credit Cards. You would literally have an Interest in Valhalla.(At about 19% nowadays.)

Icelander 09-21-2006 11:40 AM

Re: So, how great is Kromm anyway?
 
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Originally Posted by Spudzill
Nevertheless, He would love you for your Credit Cards. You would literally have an Interest in Valhalla.(At about 19% nowadays.)

Not unless you gave the credit cards to His cat.

Kromm himself lives in the mighty metropolis of Quebec, part of the lost continent of Mu ('cause it sure doesn't resemble anything we find here) and only kept from sinking through his AWESOME GREATNESS!!!

Spudzill 09-21-2006 11:43 AM

Re: So, how great is Kromm anyway?
 
And our donations...

Icelander 09-21-2006 11:52 AM

Re: So, how great is Kromm anyway?
 
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Originally Posted by Spudzill
And our donations...

You're a tele-evangelist, aren't you?

Spudzill 09-21-2006 11:54 AM

Re: So, how great is Kromm anyway?
 
Yes! A teleangelist for Kromm! Does Kromm deserve a Porsche? Yes, he does!

Kromm 09-21-2006 12:38 PM

Re: So, how great is Kromm anyway?
 
Damn, these are some k3wl p0w3rz. How do I turn them on? Why is the clock still blinking?

Spudzill 09-21-2006 12:41 PM

Re: So, how great is Kromm anyway?
 
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Originally Posted by Kromm
Damn, these are some k3wl p0w3rz. How do I turn them on? Why is the clock still blinking?

Because thou hast willed it so, editorial one.

Spudzill 09-21-2006 12:46 PM

Re: So, how great is Kromm anyway?
 
Dost thou seest mine Brethren? All Clocks must blink twelve in His name! We must declare a jihad, a Crusade against clocks that do not blink Twelve! So that he may unleash His Mighty Powers!!!


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