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Icelander 03-12-2007 01:12 PM
Re: So, how great is Kromm anyway?
 
Thy name is my healing, O my KROMM,
and remembrance of Thee is my remedy.
Nearness to Thee is my hope, and love for Thee is my companion.
Thy mercy to me is my healing and my succor
in both this world and the world to come.
Thou, verily, art the All-Bountiful,
the All-Knowing,
the All-Wise.

I wonder if the number 666 is significant to KROMM? There's an Icelandic musician who turned fifty on the 6th of June, 2006. Local legend has that Satan was disappointed that no one came to his birthday party because they were all at Bubbi's birthday concert.

elShoggotho 03-12-2007 04:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Icelander
And it's brought to us by KROMM, naturally.

Through the Blessed agency of Hans-Christian Vortisch, who might rate a status as either a Deva or an Archfiend, depending on personal preferences.
That is heartily seconded. I hereby nominate Hans for the post of KROMM's Divine Gunsmith And Chief Machinegunner.

Icelander 03-12-2007 09:25 PM
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That is heartily seconded. I hereby nominate Hans for the post of KROMM's Divine Gunsmith And Chief Machinegunner.
KROMM's Chief Armourer, obviously. Maybe with "Gunbunny of Hosts" and "Tinkerer of Centuries" thrown in for good measure.

Although David Pulver would have to have the honour of being "First Enginner", "Geek Extraordinaire" and "Everlating Pi".

elShoggotho 03-13-2007 08:18 AM
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Gunbunny... Please, make those pictures go away! NO, NO, the thought is eating my brain!

Icelander 03-13-2007 09:07 AM
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Gunbunny... Please, make those pictures go away! NO, NO, the thought is eating my brain!
Place your trust in KROMM, he will make all the pictures go away.

In fact, through the Agency of His Blessed Zombies, He is even capable of making your brain go away. Or being eagerly suckled like a rum coctail from a coconut shell, whatever strikes His fancy.

elShoggotho 03-13-2007 09:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Icelander
Place your trust in KROMM, he will make all the pictures go away.

In fact, through the Agency of His Blessed Zombies, He is even capable of making your brain go away. Or being eagerly suckled like a rum coctail from a coconut shell, whatever strikes His fancy.
Who am I to judge the Wisdom of the Line Editor?

Jame 03-13-2007 12:35 PM
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KROMM is so great that he can understand the physics questions surrounding time.

(I probably could, but my education is limited when physics are concerned, and I haven't the inclination or basic knowledges required to visit a library and look at books without a tutor.)

Pomphis 03-15-2007 11:23 AM
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As nobody else has mentioned this yet: praise HIM for letting the sun shine from a blue sky right now (though if HE could also arrange for it to be a bit warmer as well, there would be even more praise).

jacobmuller 03-15-2007 04:15 PM
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When I first got Gurps 4th Ed. I completely misunderstood the concept, didn't know who K was and made a complete a-hole of myself. K was still a cool dude.
K's answers are complete, accurate and feel like being on the Freeway on a Sunday morning as compared to the Friday rush-hour sensation of the have-a-go guesses he corrects with aplomb.
K is not, however, a deity. K is a 500+CP GURPS Avatar of Wisdom.

elShoggotho 03-15-2007 04:34 PM
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Originally Posted by jacobmuller
When I first got Gurps 4th Ed. I completely misunderstood the concept, didn't know who K was and made a complete a-hole of myself. K was still a cool dude.
K's answers are complete, accurate and feel like being on the Freeway on a Sunday morning as compared to the Friday rush-hour sensation of the have-a-go guesses he corrects with aplomb.
K is not, however, a deity. K is a 500+CP GURPS Avatar of Wisdom.
Not inconsistent to the Threadligion. KROMM is Too Divine In His Nature To Be Abbreviated.


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