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Kromm 10-22-2006 09:15 PM
Re: So, how great is Kromm anyway?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Running Wolf

Kromm is so great and powerful that even HP Lovecraft feared to write about the Dr. and his awesome god-like powers!
Howie was just mad about that thing with the trout.

Icelander 10-22-2006 09:16 PM
Re: So, how great is Kromm anyway?
 
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Originally Posted by Gamergirl
All Hail Kromm! Whose name be One of the Three High Lords Engraven upon the Twin Tomes of Power!!! The Twin Tomes that Impart to Us the Knowledge of How to Conduct the Sacred Weekly Ritual of Gaming!!

Kr-OMM...
KrRR-Ommm
Cmon, join in evrybody!
KrOmMMm...
Ia Ia, Kromm-Niggurath!

Icelander 10-22-2006 09:50 PM
Re: So, how great is Kromm anyway?
 
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Originally Posted by Kromm
Howie was just mad about that thing with the trout.
Kilgore Trout?

Icelander 10-23-2006 04:52 AM
Re: So, how great is Kromm anyway?
 
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Originally Posted by Gamergirl
What was that planet he kept winding up on?
In Vonnetut's accounts of his works or the sole published one?

In any event, Dr. Kromm is both Kilgore Trout and Kurt Vonnegut. Vonnegut when drunk and Trout when hammered.

mythusmage 10-23-2006 06:57 AM
Re: So, how great is Kromm anyway?
 
Kromm can make a rules reference up right on the spot, and you'll find it in your copy of the book.

Icelander 10-24-2006 01:04 AM
Re: So, how great is Kromm anyway?
 
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Originally Posted by Agemegos
Kromm does not like Vegemite®. Not so far as we know, anyway.
You forgot to tell the whole story. Kromm does not like Vegemite® and therefore the FDA has decided to bad in on the reasoning that if the Great Dr. Kromm doesn't like it, it has to be evil.

Icelander 10-25-2006 08:33 AM
Re: So, how great is Kromm anyway?
 
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Originally Posted by Agemegos
Kromm is, of course, immune to vitamin deficencies.

Once, while he was waiting for a steak in a particularly dilatory restaurant, he lived for an entire year on napery, picture-frames, and fellow-diners. No ill effects….
But that might have been because the fellow diners included her, her and her.

Succulent company, even if conversation wasn't of a high standard.

Jame 10-25-2006 09:46 AM
Re: So, how great is Kromm anyway?
 
Yes, but he ate each of them. They still didn't harm him.

Once, Chuck Norris tried to beat Kromm up and ended up getting beaten. Of course, he beat himself for trying to beat Kromm. Now Chuck Norris serves Kromm...

Icelander 10-25-2006 10:43 AM
Re: So, how great is Kromm anyway?
 
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Originally Posted by Jame
Yes, but he ate each of them. They still didn't harm him.

Once, Chuck Norris tried to beat Kromm up and ended up getting beaten. Of course, he beat himself for trying to beat Kromm. Now Chuck Norris serves Kromm...
I heard it happened in a dream. Chuck Norris woke up and beat himself up for even thinking about attacking Kromm.

Then he went and apologised.

Kromm pardoned him, with his infinite grace, and then kicked his ass for making Delta Force 2, with his infinite wisdom and justice.


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