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Icelander

09-28-2006 11:14 AM

Re: So, how great is Kromm anyway?

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Originally Posted by ericbsmith

I was watching a certain popular British Sci-Fi TV series yesterday and I noticed a disclaimer in the credits in ultra-tiny print which lasted for only one frame on-screen:
"The character known as The Doctor and the events protrayed in this TV series are based on the real life events and life story of Doctor Kromm. Used with permission."

Of course, they were forced to tone it down quite a bit. When they tried to show Dr. Kromm's life as it really was the test audience all exploded with desire to be him and terror at imagining what it would be like to be his enemy.

I heard that some studio even bought the rights to the life story of his cat. Apparently, they made an animated movie called "The Lion King" out of it.

Matuku

09-28-2006 12:42 PM

Re: So, how great is Kromm anyway?

Kromm can make coal into diamonds using just his bare hands.

Matuku

09-28-2006 12:43 PM

Re: So, how great is Kromm anyway?

Spontaneous Human Combustion occurs when someone disbelieves Kromm.

Icelander

09-28-2006 12:46 PM

Re: So, how great is Kromm anyway?

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Originally Posted by Matuku

Kromm can make coal into diamonds using just his bare hands.

And I heard that he can unravel it right back into coal by grasping it firmly at both ends and pulling.

Matuku

09-28-2006 02:25 PM

Re: So, how great is Kromm anyway?

Kromm's dice are actually tiny planetoids covered in his creations; whenever he rolls them, if you listen very carefully, you can hear the screams of billions of tiny humans as they wonder what they did wrong.

Matuku

09-28-2006 02:26 PM

Re: So, how great is Kromm anyway?

Just by willing it he can make these dice change their results as the tiny people build large structures to roll them; he doesn't need to fudge the results, he can fudge the dice.

Der Wanderer

09-29-2006 10:26 AM

Re: So, how great is Kromm anyway?

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Originally Posted by Matuku

Just by willing it he can make these dice change their results as the tiny people build large structures to roll them; he doesn't need to fudge the results, he can fudge the dice.

And why would he do that? He can tune the math. Yesterday 2+1+4 was 3 and today you all think I'm a fool... But you also think that the express line goes to Shell Beach

Christopher R. Rice

09-29-2006 09:30 PM

Re: So, how great is Kromm anyway?

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Originally Posted by Der Wanderer

And why would he do that? He can tune the math. Yesterday 2+1+4 was 3 and today you all think I'm a fool... But you also think that the express line goes to Shell Beach

After Kromm lays the smack down on the Strangers....it will....

Six_Gun_Sam

09-30-2006 04:48 PM

Re: So, how great is Kromm anyway?

So, how great is Kromm anyway?

He defeated Mick Foley in a hardcore match!

Icelander

09-30-2006 05:50 PM

Re: So, how great is Kromm anyway?

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Originally Posted by Six_Gun_Sam

So, how great is Kromm anyway?

He defeated Mick Foley in a hardcore match!

Yeah, I heard he ate his ear.