Re: So, how great is Kromm anyway?
 

Of course he remembered you. He exists outside of linear time and therefore, your meeting was both yesterday and tomorrow for him.

Alone in the world, Dr. Kromm can also stop eating Pringles once he has "popped".

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@_@ I don't have this ability...but I want it....

Kromm deliver unto your servant the ability to stop popping...I cant stop...!

Re: So, how great is Kromm anyway?
 

As I'm sure everyone is aware of by now, Dr. Kromm can touch MC Hammer.

There is no truth, however, in Hammer's allegations that the touch was in any way inappropriate.

Re: So, how great is Kromm anyway?
 

Breaking news:

Global warming discovered to be a myth!
What actually happened was that Dr. Kromm was feeling a little chilly so he turned the sun up a notch.

Re: So, how great is Kromm anyway?
 

I just looked at my keyboard and then it hit me.

There is no CONTROL button on Dr. Kromm's computer. Dr. Kromm is always in control.

Re: So, how great is Kromm anyway?
 

When God said "let there be light" Kromm was the one who actually lit the sky up.

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Re: So, how great is Kromm anyway?
 

I knew I shouldn't have had that refill on the Isotope Martini.

Re: So, how great is Kromm anyway?
 

Of course, if you ask me, a refill of any alcoholic beverage is never a bad idea.

In order to ask me, however, you may have to wake me up and wait for me to make sense, depending on the time of day. And please don't poke my liver. ;)

Dr. Kromm, is it true that the Second Coming is still in a production limbo because you turned down the role of Jesus, telling Jehova Productions that once was enough and you didn't want to be typecast?

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I was watching a certain popular British Sci-Fi TV series yesterday and I noticed a disclaimer in the credits in ultra-tiny print which lasted for only one frame on-screen:
"The character known as The Doctor and the events protrayed in this TV series are based on the real life events and life story of Doctor Kromm. Used with permission."