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sir_pudding 09-20-2006 04:16 PM

Re: So, how great is Kromm anyway?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Icelander
Who's Mike Pondsmith?* ;)
Cyberpunk 2020.

Umm, you answered your own question. In the original Chuck Norris joke it was Mr. T.

Icelander 09-20-2006 04:28 PM

Re: So, how great is Kromm anyway?
 
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Originally Posted by sir_pudding
Umm, you answered your own question. In the original Chuck Norris joke it was Mr. T.

It was a rhetorical question. Meant as a joke. You know: "Who the hell is that guy?"

Anyway, I heard that Dr. Kromm is so great that he's the one who hands out the speeding ticket if you pass the speed of light.

Andrew Hackard 09-20-2006 06:20 PM

Re: So, how great is Kromm anyway?
 
Dr. Kromm is so awesome that SJG had to slow down the GURPS release schedule to avoid overwhelming the U.S. economy with his mighty Canadian export fu.

Icelander 09-20-2006 06:39 PM

Re: So, how great is Kromm anyway?
 
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Originally Posted by Andrew Hackard
Dr. Kromm is so awesome that SJG had to slow down the GURPS release schedule to avoid overwhelming the U.S. economy with his mighty Canadian export fu.

Mighty indeed are the deeds of Sifu Kromm.

I also heard that Dr. Kromm's tears can cure Munchkinism. Unfortunately he never cries (and kind of likes Munchkins anyway).

Christopher R. Rice 09-20-2006 11:38 PM

Re: So, how great is Kromm anyway?
 
>.> I heard Kromm once shot down a Messerschmitt by pointing his finger and yelling *Bang*

Andrew Hackard 09-21-2006 06:17 AM

Re: So, how great is Kromm anyway?
 
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Originally Posted by Ghostdancer
>.> I heard Kromm once shot down a Messerschmitt by pointing his finger and yelling *Bang*

Whaddaya mean, "once"? Kromm was the secret defence of Britain during the Blitz!

Icelander 09-21-2006 06:32 AM

Re: So, how great is Kromm anyway?
 
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Originally Posted by Ghostdancer
>.> I heard Kromm once shot down a Messerschmitt by pointing his finger and yelling *Bang*

I heard that when he did it he was in Canada and the Messerschmitt was in Germany.

On the ground.

zorg 09-21-2006 06:39 AM

Re: So, how great is Kromm anyway?
 
Kromm ain't so tough. He's not even a Demon Prince.

I see your Kromm and counter with one Hackard.

Icelander 09-21-2006 06:57 AM

Re: So, how great is Kromm anyway?
 
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Originally Posted by Andrew Hackard
Whaddaya mean, "once"? Kromm was the secret defence of Britain during the Blitz!

And while there, he invented the radar, aircraft fire-control systems and radio game shows.

He also broke Margaret Thatcher's heart so badly that she never got over it.

Icelander 09-21-2006 07:00 AM

Re: So, how great is Kromm anyway?
 
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Originally Posted by zorg
Kromm ain't so tough. He's not even a Demon Prince.

I see your Kromm and counter with one Hackard.

I demand that you start another thread about Andrew Hackard!

Otherwise I shall ask said person to employ his powers of moderatorhood to pare away this off-topic discussion!

And besides, I heard Kromm is one-eighth Demon Prince. Nope, he's not descended from it, the man ate a freaking demon!


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