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Old 05-09-2015, 06:18 PM   #541
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341: I really should convince the party to not listen to Oichi warnings of a surprise attack just because background of being the little sister of Oda Nobunaga sounds fake.

342. Especially since apparently that checks out historically.
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Old 05-13-2015, 06:25 AM   #542
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343: My GM doesn't want a blow up doll for a wedding present
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Old 05-13-2015, 07:22 AM   #543
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344. Mike the TV is NOT a valid character inspiration. Ever.

Edit: Posting on the 27th hour of consciousness is a bad idea.

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Old 05-13-2015, 08:21 AM   #544
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Mike the TV is NOT a valid character inspiration. Ever.
345. Neither is Max Headroom. ;)

Oh, and don't forget to number your "Thou shalt not"s. I had to look two posts above yours to make sure my number was correct.
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Old 05-13-2015, 06:48 PM   #545
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346: I can't use a blow up doll as a miniature
347: nor as character inspiration
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Old 05-14-2015, 09:39 AM   #546
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348: My character does not have Pubic Speaking.
349: No, not even as a specialization of Ventriloquim.
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Old 05-15-2015, 06:09 PM   #547
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350: A grenade is not a melee weapon
351: Nor is it an appropriate means of settling a dispute with a party member
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Old 05-15-2015, 08:12 PM   #548
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352: Even if the principle is sound, my bard can not have a dubstep gun.
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Old 05-15-2015, 08:24 PM   #549
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343: My bard isn't allowed to have the skill "performance (organ grinder)"
344: nor "perform (accordion)"
345: DAMNIT!!! STOP TRYING TO BRING POLKA BACK!!! IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN!!!!
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Old 05-16-2015, 08:43 AM   #550
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345: DAMNIT!!! STOP TRYING TO BRING POLKA BACK!!! IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN!!!!
Implying that polka ever left.
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