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Old 02-24-2015, 08:48 PM   #511
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317. The guy being a real not die no matter what immortal with fast regeneration does not justify me selling his blood and organs without permission to shady wizards for fast cash

318. With that said selling his testicles as asphodeics is going way too far.
How about with his permission? Fifty-fifty split?
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Old 02-24-2015, 08:52 PM   #512
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How about with his permission? Fifty-fifty split?

Meh I didn't like the guy so screw getting his permission.
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Old 02-25-2015, 10:43 AM   #513
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319: Thou shall NOT accidentally (or purpose) give the GM ideas on how to really mess up the high powered players.

320: When you do the above, don't claim credit right before the reality (game) breaking twist... and don't get upset when your character dies.
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Old 03-10-2015, 03:36 PM   #514
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321. If I decide to do a tutorial on gurps combat by having a fight between school children and some young bullies, they are going to call ******** if one of the bullies come in with a grenade to demonstrate explosive and fragmentation rules. (The explanation is his dad kept a grenade from a war he was in years ago and kept it in a ****** hiding spot.)
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Old 03-10-2015, 03:40 PM   #515
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321. If I decide to do a tutorial on gurps combat by having a fight between school children and some young bullies, they are going to call ******** if one of the bullies come in with a grenade to demonstrate explosive and fragmentation rules. (The explanation is his dad kept a grenade from a war he was in years ago and kept it in a ****** hiding spot.)
A grenade many years old, that's been stuffed in an attic, might also be a good opportunity to demonstrate the weapon malfunction rules (followed quickly by the explosive and fragmentation rules).
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Old 03-11-2015, 02:06 AM   #516
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322. I am not allowed to call my PC "Original Character" and act as generic as possible
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Old 03-11-2015, 10:28 AM   #517
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321. If I decide to do a tutorial on gurps combat by having a fight between school children and some young bullies, they are going to call ******** if one of the bullies come in with a grenade to demonstrate explosive and fragmentation rules. (The explanation is his dad kept a grenade from a war he was in years ago and kept it in a ****** hiding spot.)
Is having the tutorial a snowball fight and some bully putting a stone in the snowball work?

(It's from the tutorial of Final Fantasy Tactics Advance. :P )
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Old 03-11-2015, 02:38 PM   #518
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Is having the tutorial a snowball fight and some bully putting a stone in the snowball work?

(It's from the tutorial of Final Fantasy Tactics Advance. :P )
That actually what I was thinking about when I thought up that tutorial. But hey putting rocks in snowballs doesn't demonstrate explosion rules....unless it's a very weird universe.
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Old 03-12-2015, 02:11 PM   #519
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What about giving one of the bullies a dry ice bomb?

(Which can also demonstrate weapon malfunction if/when he misjudges how long he has to throw it.)
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I would have just used a water balloon filled with pepper water
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