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Old 06-17-2013, 09:42 AM   #121
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We're on 111)
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Old 06-17-2013, 03:29 PM   #122
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111. I am no longer allowed to have a party of eight NPCs ... an attractive human female, and 7 dwarven fighters ... encounter the PCs and tell them stories of an evil witch trying to force people to eat poisoned apples.

111a. The 7 dwarves in question are not allowed to be dressed in a different color of the Rainbow ... (Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Indigo, and Violet).

111b. These dwarves are not allowed to be outrageously stereotypically 'gay' and call themselves the Rainbow Brigade and refer to their human female companion as that 'Paste-y White girl'.

111c. These eight NPCs are not allowed to defeat the PCs and turn them into cannon fodder in their quest to paint the entire campaign world in the above 7 colors).
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Old 06-17-2013, 05:20 PM   #123
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111b. These dwarves are not allowed to be outrageously stereotypically 'gay' and call themselves the Rainbow Brigade and refer to their human female companion as that 'Paste-y White girl'.
Nah, she's the beard! All dwarves need a beard.
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Old 06-18-2013, 01:04 AM   #124
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Nah, she's the beard! All dwarves need a beard.
I see what you did there...
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Old 06-19-2013, 02:53 PM   #125
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112: I am not allowed to create the superhero Aluminium Man, who goes around foiling crime.
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Old 06-19-2013, 07:33 PM   #126
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113. And you can't talk about what a pane Window Man is, either.
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Old 06-19-2013, 09:11 PM   #127
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113. And you can't talk about what a pane Window Man is, either.
He should be considered a villain because of how he gets in the way during a foot chase.
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Old 06-20-2013, 02:03 AM   #128
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112: I am not allowed to create the superhero Aluminium Man, who goes around foiling crime.
This was so punny it either actually gave me a headache, or perhaps allowed me to notice that I had one in the first place. I'm going to believe it was the first.

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Old 06-20-2013, 02:58 AM   #129
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114 I am no longer allowed to play a super with 250+ (forget my actual level, but it was so high the "doubles each level" was well past ERROR on most calculators) levels of Telekinesis in GURPS 3rd edition and throw a villain into a brick wall in an attempt to prove why the GM should upgrade to 4th edition, because despite the speed at which he moves toward the wall meaning he'd be vaporized by air friction, the actual damage rules don't support that... unless it's me wanting to fly, then I would be vaporized... except for my trusty PK shield.
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Old 06-20-2013, 03:51 AM   #130
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112: I am not allowed to create the superhero Aluminium Man, who goes around foiling crime.
How about his predecessor, the Tin Man?
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