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Old 10-07-2007, 11:10 PM   #81
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From a star wars game a while back :

We were in Nar Shadaa, some of the group was haggling with a chubby Zabrak merchant, who kept claiming the prices would kill him because he had (an ever-changing high number of) kids to feed.

And the youngest member of our group spontaneously burst out "Whose fault is that?"

Needless to say, the merchant kicked 'em all out.

and then there was this one

We're an all-Jedi group. My Gand Jedi Consular has a female Twi'lek for a master, who looks a lot like Aayla Secura. The Codru-Ji Guardian has a male human master. For awhile, we ended up completely on the other side of the galaxy from them, though we knew that they were traveling together. Inevitably, jokes were made about their... relationship.

Me: "It's okay, the Jedi code only forbids attachment. It's perfectly acceptable for Master Trayer to hit it and quit it!"
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Old 10-08-2007, 12:46 AM   #82
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Me: "It's okay, the Jedi code only forbids attachment. It's perfectly acceptable for Master Trayer to hit it and quit it!"
Trayer . . . That's a Sith name. They don't follow the Jedi Code.
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Old 10-08-2007, 04:28 PM   #83
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Trayer . . . That's a Sith name. They don't follow the Jedi Code.
Next time I'll ask you,about what names are okay :P ;)
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Old 10-09-2007, 11:27 AM   #84
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Made by a new kid in our group (Player B).
He had tried to rob a shop, been arrested, escaped and attacked a entire precinctfull of police in the first 20 minutes of the RP. The GM had the clever idea of having 2 of his limbs removed to try and stop him. Here is how it went.
GM: ...your left leg and right arm have been removed. What do you do.
Player A: Leg it! *General laughter*
Player B: *Thinks for a white* I smack him with my leg.
GM: Fine...*Rolls dice*...Critical pass. You smash the police mans skull with your leg.

the Player then proceeded to steal all his clothes and gun and shoot his way out of the precinct. He managed as well.

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Old 10-09-2007, 12:56 PM   #85
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Next time I'll ask you,about what names are okay :P ;)
He's all right as long his first name isn't Bob.
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Old 10-17-2007, 03:03 AM   #86
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P1: I stab the cleric, run the choirboy through, desecrate the pews with fire and **** on the alter.
GM: ...
P1: I'm dead huh?...
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Old 10-17-2007, 08:23 AM   #87
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Players come across a silly continuity error:
GM: This is a public service announcement - reality has changed. We apologize for the inconvenience... Have a cookie.

And from a Paranoia Game where the player in the Trekie society shoots an attacking communist. The Laser bolt bounces of his reflec armour...
Player: Sir! They've adapted!
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Old 10-17-2007, 09:48 AM   #88
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And from a Paranoia Game where the player in the Trekie society shoots an attacking communist. The Laser bolt bounces of his reflec armour...
Player: Sir! They've adapted!
Okay, that's just cool. And funny.
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Old 10-17-2007, 02:33 PM   #89
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From our Supers game:

Gummi: (To Liberty Cross, one of the world's main heroines) "Liberty, why do you wear such a skimpy costume?"
GM: "What? You don't like it?"
Gummi: "No, it just can't be very practical."
GM: "Oh, no, it's fine. My forcefield keeps it on. Plus, it is very distracting for most of the people I have to combat. They're not usually looking at my face. And, depending on their costume, it might give me a convienient handle when I need to throw them."
MonkeyFist: (Playing Liberty Cross's son) "GNUHH! Oh, I need Brittany to help me clean my brain now."
GM: "What's wrong dear? Brittany's a fire-super, I doubt she can help clean much."
MonkeyFist: "No, she's good. That image in my mind must be purged with fire!"
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Old 10-17-2007, 04:41 PM   #90
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In Shackled City:

"I urinate on him." DM looks at me. "What? I'm Lawful Good!" We had no water, and the poor fellow was on fire and I didn't want him to die.

Our GM doesn't usually snort soda through his nose; he usually bangs his head on something and laments, "I hate you all."
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