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Old 02-25-2008, 01:19 PM   #141
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I ran a Justice League game at a local convention this past weekend. In it, several agents of Apokalips were causing trouble at a number of vacation resorts and tourist attractions. At one point, Green Lantern had noticed something odd at Disneyland: Mickey had cybernetic limbs with built-in weapons, Goofy had six-inch titanium tusks, Minnie carried an electro-whip, etc. As the Green Lantern investigated, he was spotted by Chip & Dale, who were carrying plasma cannons. (Shooting yellow energy blasts, wouldn'tcha know it)

Later on, one of the other players commented, "Green Lantern got shot down by chipmunks!"

To which he replied, "It wasn't just chipmunks! Goofy was there too!"

Still later on in the game the guy playing Superman summed up the situation thusly:

"We've got a lot of Darkseid minions around and I'm not liking it!"
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Old 03-08-2008, 04:05 PM   #142
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In my Saturday Morning Travelling Rock & Roll Band campaign last week, the group's roadie, Dick Dimple ("Call me Richard"), and their manager Skyler ("Call me any time!") had been captured by a group of evil spy babes who were using a cheese factory as a cover for their evil schemes.

The evil mastermind was about to lower the two of them into a vat of molten cheese and she cackled "How do you like fondue?"

To which Dickie replied: "I fon-don't!"
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Old 03-08-2008, 04:21 PM   #143
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To which Dickie replied: "I fon-don't!"
I just busted out laughing. That's so corny and awesome.
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Old 03-16-2008, 11:55 PM   #144
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Several good ones from today's Supers game.

Jessica and Ryland have finally gotten married (first time in sixteen months we could get all the players together for this) so this game can finally move forward. Ryland is a Necromander and Jessica is a Vampire/Werewolf/Something Else hybrid.

While we were all discussing things about the wedding.
GM: This wedding has everything except Frank Sinatra.
Ryland: I could arange that, you know.
Me (OOC; extending arms in zombie-fashion, completely emotionless): VO-LAR-AYE!
Me (several minutes later, after the requsite "brains" jokes were finished; pointing at Ryland): I DID IT HI-IS WAY!

Jessica has gone missing after the reception.

Damien: Can't you track her?
Ryland: It's not that easy.
Damien: What, don't you have lo-jack on her soul?!

After talking to the best man (a time mage) while we're still at the reception gathering our thoughts.

Timmins (the best man): I can check to see where she'll be in an hour.
Ana: In an hour, I forsee her being right back here, just having eaten someone.

Later, after we go off to find Jessica:

Ana: Were here to protect the badguys from Jessica.
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Old 03-17-2008, 02:12 AM   #145
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The GM was running a horror RP that constantly broke the fourth wall and confused the player5 as well as te character.
The sheeet making process was surreal intself, write down Blah, blah, Write down "I am a sausage..."
The he finish it with "Now, eat your sheet..." We looked at each other and started taking small bites which is what the GM had expected, then my Brother Grabs his sheet and crams the entire thing into his mouth...
GM: ...(Brothers name)
B: Muhu...
GM: Now what I was going to say next was stop eating your sheet.
B: (Globs the sheet in a ball onto the table cloth) Okay...
GM: ...Maybe you should make a new sheet...
B: Nah. You can still read it if you peel it open...
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Old 03-17-2008, 02:25 AM   #146
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A dialog between two character's in my current campaign, one has Oblivious and the other is a rich SOB with high technology. They were on a Vampire Hunt.

Riley: "Whats that?" pointing his finger at a ESP (extensible sensor pod from Ultra-tech)
Byrne: "It detects Ton-tons and vampires..."
Riley: Very sagely nodding he asks "What are Ton-tons?"

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Old 03-17-2008, 07:14 AM   #147
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The GM was running a horror RP that constantly broke the fourth wall and confused the player5 as well as te character.
The sheeet making process was surreal intself, write down Blah, blah, Write down "I am a sausage..."
The he finish it with "Now, eat your sheet..." We looked at each other and started taking small bites which is what the GM had expected, then my Brother Grabs his sheet and crams the entire thing into his mouth...
GM: ...(Brothers name)
B: Muhu...
GM: Now what I was going to say next was stop eating your sheet.
B: (Globs the sheet in a ball onto the table cloth) Okay...
GM: ...Maybe you should make a new sheet...
B: Nah. You can still read it if you peel it open...
This just raises so many questions. What GM makes a player write "I am a sausage" on his character-sheet, and then tell him to eat it?
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Old 03-17-2008, 11:27 AM   #148
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Yeah, the point was to totally confuse and disorientate the players. It was really weird.

Another fun moment in a more recent RP was when I took a RP Nerd as a Character, it allowed a large amount of Meta Humour such as him having played my characters and written books about them, him writing a bok based on the Game that the RP Was based on (The Idea was taht after he surived he would write the book and be the author) and so forth but the best moment was when Cluithulu attacked us and (Since Call of Culthtulu didn't exist in character)
He ran at it screaming "You think your scary. I've Played Call of Fandulu!"
Another Gem from the Character was when (Since the GM was using a Insanity system) he flipped out with his LARPing Skills and managed to, in 3 rounds, total the entire rest of the Team thinking they were zombies, then afterwards set up a RP based on what he had witnessed in his fit of madness and got the others to play it.
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Old 03-24-2008, 04:59 AM   #149
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Several abolutely epic moments we had was when we were doing a Steam Punk RP.
We had two characters, my friend was playing a ex-soldier who had recently fallen in love with a NPC and was about to marry her. The best man was my character, a gun toting aristocrat with a entire continents worth of Hit men after him for various reasons. At the wedding we were all staning in front of the Bishop who was conducting the ceremony...
GM: The bishop starts to do the vows...(To me) roll your obs...
*Roll*
GM:...you pass. You notice a man stand up at the back of the congregation just as the bishop says "We are gathered here today to witness the departure of...
Me: Flip out my guns and shoot the Bishop and the guy at the back of the crowd (My guns of course being two custom made mastercrafted Steam pistols each with a +2 bonus to hit and double damage...) "You fools Did you really think we wouldn't be Packing heat at a WEDDING...?!"
(Kill the bishop and the guy at the back disappears in a mist of blood...Several other assassins stand up and we spend several rounds Blasting them)
CS (My frineds character):"well I'm glad we're all alive but now we have a problem..."
Me: "Whats that..."
CS: "We don't have a priest..."
Me: "one moment..."(OOOC to the GM) I walk over and loot the priest...
GM:...what...
Me: I loot the priest. Steal his gun and his hat...
GM: you have a priests hat and a (Describes the gun. Its nice.)
Me: "If the preist is dead I guess I'll have to do the vows..."
GM & CS at teh same time: ...what...
Me: I do the vows. Right there and then...but first rhings first...I nick his bishop staff as well...

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Old 03-24-2008, 02:21 PM   #150
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Slightly off topic but...

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and yes i have been watching HBO lately...
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