05-15-2017, 11:43 PM | #1211 |
Join Date: Jun 2006
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
From tonight's Ceteri B-Team game there were two REALLY good ones:
Timothy Mitchell: *stabs the rat-baby-creepy-pasta creature in the gut* *raspy and excited voice* "Guys . . . they . . . Bleeeeeed.." (The sheer visceral bloodthirsty emotion the player put into that bit of dialogue made my skin crawl off my body.) Gabriel McAllister: "When it seemed like we were going after something supernatural then a pistol with funky bullets with sigils written all over it were better than sharp sticks," paused a moment and then added "Ma'am."
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05-16-2017, 03:31 PM | #1212 |
Join Date: Jul 2014
Location: New Zealand.
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
From my irregular "history building" face to face game.
GM: "The leader of this wave of demons comes through the gate to Hell." (Paraphrased) Player: "What's the modifier for a backlit target?" And Player: "I shoot at it's eyes!" GM: "it doesn't have eyes" Player: "I aim for the ear cannal"
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05-17-2017, 06:02 AM | #1213 |
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Iceland*
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
On occasional player will always declare loudly that he plans to shoot his target "right in the lies". This refers to the mouth, the source of lies and deceit.
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05-17-2017, 09:23 AM | #1214 |
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
PC imparting knowledge: "The Big ones are called Stirges: giant birds of ill omen that feast on human flesh. The other ones are worse".
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05-17-2017, 09:52 AM | #1215 |
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
Also from Sunday's 5e Ravenloft game.
GM: Roll for Arcana. The highest roll belongs to Krak the Barbarian with an 18+1 Krak: That Stone Golem. Magic no work on him. Ipaxif: _How_ do you know that? Krak: Find book of Ancient Lore once. Was written in Goblin.
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05-18-2017, 08:19 PM | #1216 |
Join Date: Jun 2006
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
Kate: *oocly* I use Suggestion to back up that request.
Tucker: *oocly* Can you brainwash him to be less of a tool while you're at it? Kate: *oocly* Not yet. Tucker: *oocly* Who am I kidding? Then he wouldn't belong in the hardware store.
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05-24-2017, 04:22 PM | #1217 |
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05-28-2017, 08:08 PM | #1218 |
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Omaha NE
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
Two things happened almost at the same time in the superhero game that wrapped up this afternoon:
1) A shapeshifter PC who was exposed to a superhuman-creation drug last session discovered that her alternate forms now have about 10 levels of Growth added on -- so her gorilla form is now the size of King Kong. 2) The main villain and his team took exception to our taking that untested (and unsafe) superhuman-creation drug away from them, and teleported in. Most of them were standing within a few meters of each other. Shapeshifter (in Kong form): Can I area-effect sit on them? |
05-30-2017, 09:27 AM | #1219 |
Join Date: Aug 2007
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
"That look evil. We should go poke it with stick."
"Hrm. That weirder than usual. Even for Ipaxif." "Krak hear strange noises on roof. Krak go see what calamity befall Ipaxif this time." "_BIG_ Bird! Ipaxif get carried away by _BIG_ Bird!" "Was it yellow?" "It not colored yellow! It colored _BIG_!"
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05-31-2017, 01:13 PM | #1220 |
Join Date: Jun 2010
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
"Intelligence says cast the 9d+9 Stone Missile. Wisdom said you should have casted Haste"
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