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Old 12-10-2011, 01:30 PM   #631
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One of the party members has Total Amnesia from a recent head wound.

GM: I'd forgotten that. Dammit, your head wound is contagious!
Me: That... that hurts my brain.
GM: See!?
Oh hey, I'd forgotten that this thread was here. Damn, that head wound is virulent.
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Old 12-10-2011, 04:19 PM   #632
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GM: "What the hell are you guys talking about?"|
Player: "We're trying to figure out if it counts as osmosis because of the water content of the demons."
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Old 12-12-2011, 08:44 AM   #633
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On priests of the storm god and their internal bureaucracy:
PC3: "Paperwork is for SMASHING! Go KORD!"
PC1: "Temples of Kord do communion with a beer bong!"

GM: "The cloud of darkness does not extend to *inside* the dragon"

GM: "You broke the ladder so they'll have to fix that before they can repair the machinery? That's.... twisted."

coming completely out of nowhere:
PC1: "Oh, not the clampy-clamps of Goatse!"
PC4: "VISUALS! OW!"

On haggis:
PC5: "The traditional ingredients are 'anything you can steal from your oppressive English overlord.'"

PC7: "It was a very crowded barn. They'd formed a sheep king!"

This weekend also featured the Conga Line of Death infiltration technique, which led to a lot of Stick And Bucket Dance jokes.
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Old 12-12-2011, 11:06 AM   #634
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"There's breasts, and then there's carry-on luggage."
-In reference to the unrealistically large breasts of a token picture.
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Old 12-13-2011, 12:32 PM   #635
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Middle of a fight scene -- one quick note, in Hero "holding" means you're delaying your move (normally until something else happens).

GM: Player 1, what are you doing?
Player 1: I'm going to hold it.
Player 2, OOC: This is probably a bad time to visit the restroom.
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Old 12-14-2011, 06:43 AM   #636
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From a RP set in a TL2 high fantasy world, over IRC (hence the format).

I love my GM.

(Referring to a fruit Meredith received in exchange for helping a tree spirit)
<Meredith> "(Hunting) is a method I'm familiar with (for getting food). Sadly, I think you're right. We will need to find some of the local roots. I would prefer to save the fruit."
<Alden> "I agree."
<GM> *The fruit seems to pulsate in agreement! Okay, not really.
<Meredith> * Either way, it's unanimous! Fruit have no voting rights!

--

<Alden> "...At least the plants haven't fled yet."
<GM> (OOCly) *A tree suddenly gets up from the earth, and runs away on its roots in a comical fashion*

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<GM> *Now both can see the hut! Huts for everyone! Let's all become huttites!
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Old 12-14-2011, 01:35 PM   #637
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<GM> *Now both can see the hut! Huts for everyone! Let's all become huttites!
Of course, getting there required a hut-hut hike.
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Old 12-14-2011, 03:13 PM   #638
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From last weekends post apocalypse game, things you never want to hear:

"So just to sum things up we have two rifles with as many rounds of amunition, half a tank of gas and a few bar snacks. There are upwards of one hundred plus enraged thugs five miles behind us and we don't have anything remotely like a plan.

On the up side looking at who made it if any of you can ride a motorcycle we are still on for the village people tribute."

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Old 01-05-2012, 02:23 PM   #639
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Just home from our first session in a new campaign (Steampunk). We're sitting in a tavern when we hear a cry for help from the alley behind the tavern. We go out through a back door and see four thugs menacing a well-dressed lady.

Jan: "Can you guys handle her alone or do you need help?"


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Old 01-08-2012, 08:30 PM   #640
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From our season finally for the Fringeworthy game, several good quotes:

We were entering a platform with a single Roman soldier ramrodding some slaves:
James: “What’s Latin for ‘reach for the sky?’”
Me: “Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!”


After discovering that Pat can heal and gain languages from people:
Aaron: “Why don’t we just have her mind-meld with them.”
GM: “But there’re not injured.”
Aaron: Vicious cackling.


After Pat trying to heal a Preatorian, several times, and having a hard time at it.
Roman (to Pat): “I thought you said you were an Adept?”
Me (ooc): “I’m just not very adept at it.”
GM: *smacks me*
Aaron (ooc): “I’m sorry but your faith is not strong enough to heal you.”
GM: *smacks Aaron*
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