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Old 12-31-2016, 06:07 PM   #1171
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This really isn't the place for a debate about interrogation techniques and their efficacy.
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Old 01-04-2017, 04:09 PM   #1172
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"German expressionist burglars!"
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Old 01-04-2017, 04:37 PM   #1173
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"Time to be stupid. EFF PROGRESS! WE'RE GOIN' FULL MORON!"
"Well, who knew being so dumb would get us so far."
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Old 01-05-2017, 11:05 AM   #1174
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"Can I be a tank?"

I was doing a Soul Eater-esque campaign and my character hasn't yet found what kind of weapon he is. After studying his past,. finding out both of his parents were weapons and what kinds, and the general feel of my character, I had only one possible weapon in mind that made sense. The GM was so blown away by the request he still quotes it to this day.
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Old 01-11-2017, 03:09 PM   #1175
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The party is fighting giant undead rattlesnakes, and the Irish character is up.

"It's Saint Patrick time!"
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Old 01-13-2017, 07:20 PM   #1176
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Long Time Player: "I doubt you are weirder than our fish guy"

New Player: "Perhaps not weirder, but certainly more evil-and-dangerous looking"

Long Time Player: "I have a talking vampire head mounted on the front of my motorcycle"
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Old 01-17-2017, 01:04 AM   #1177
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Archer (Robin Hood with the name filed off) after being hit by an arrow he fired at a mage with Reflect Missile spell on: Is he a better mage than I am an archer? Hell, no" Fire again, max damage, Archer dies.

One particular character (player?) in my Deadlands game (old west/horror) had a habit of saying "what's the worst that could happen", usually right before voluntarily entering a known to be haunted graveyard at midnight.

Supers game: "Pound for pound, we wreck more stuff"

PC's introducing themselves in a new campaign
"What's your name?"
"You may call me the weapon master."
Immediately followed by said weapon master crit failing his first attack of the campaign. As an addendum, in my previous campaign (Champions) he made a Wolverine clone and his first action was to jump on to a moving armoured car which he critically failed, causing him to face plant into the side. So, tradition.
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Old 01-17-2017, 01:24 PM   #1178
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GM: "... since the ideal GURPS fight goes 'Did you hear somethiurggg...'"

Player: "No, just 'urgggg.'"
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Old 01-20-2017, 04:45 AM   #1179
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Officer Kandra Alishira was rescued from a gang by SWAT.

Kandra: "Did SWAT have to shoot anyone?"
GM: "No."
(Beat)
Kandra: "Did they anyway?"
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Old 01-21-2017, 08:34 PM   #1180
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"Monkey Swarm!"

"I'll go with the 5 GP girl. I don't want to complicate this when I don't have to."

"Have you fed your sharks yet today?"

"No parrots allowed!"

"Hm, looks like you missed your Perception roll to spot him cheating."

"Looks like he missed his Knowledge; Religion roll to figure out I worship the Goddess of Luck."
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