01-22-2017, 04:25 AM | #1181 |
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
Tabletop group from ages ago. We were discussing possible games, and one player wanted to run a V:tM game. The conversation turned to various inspirational novels and movies, and one person recommended a really bad one, one I'd seen earlier that week. Ultra low budget, horrible acting, you could see the fangs were thrift store plastic fake.
Me: "Vampire movies suck. That's inherent to the genre. But this one sucks and blows." Other player: "So, it's a porno?" Cue the chuckling from the rest of the players and the stern glare from the resident stick-in-the-mud. :)
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01-24-2017, 10:12 PM | #1182 |
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
Ana: "I'm getting a strong Millennium Falcon vibe."
Sherry: "Are you calling our ship a piece of junk?" |
02-02-2017, 01:13 PM | #1183 |
Join Date: Aug 2004
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
I bet I can guess who plays that character. :)
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02-09-2017, 08:42 PM | #1184 |
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
Tucker: If we toboggan down the side of the spooky pyramid, this goes from being a horror game to Scooby Doo. Are you sure that's a line we wish to cross?
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03-23-2017, 07:34 AM | #1185 |
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Location: Cambridge, UK
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
Upon meeting Mebahel, Lady of Peace Restored, Aethyr of Naôth, decan of communication, language, imagery, symbolism, and teaching:
"Basque . . . why is it like that?"
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04-12-2017, 02:21 PM | #1186 |
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
Town leaders upon realizing they need a sacrifice to appease the gods:
Captain of the Gaurd: "It shouldn't be that hard to find a lamb and a calf, shouldn't it?" Priestess: "We're a fishing village" ---------------------- Player displays pretty decent period pictures of characters. GM (me): Where did you get those pictures? Player: azaleasdolls.com - the perfect site for little girls and roleplayers.
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04-19-2017, 03:42 PM | #1187 |
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Cambridge, UK
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
"You get Einstein home, and I'll distract the volcano."
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04-25-2017, 03:26 PM | #1188 |
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
GM: "The bar is staffed by the Wu triplets, who were raised by their adopted father and trained in the paths of martial arts."
Me: "Ah, Master Wu, of the Tang clan. As they say, 'Copper rules everything around me; C.R.E.A.M. is the money, shiny shiny coins y'all.' "
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04-25-2017, 03:30 PM | #1189 |
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
Holy Warrior: "I'm a holy man on a mission, so all of my actions are covered by the 'crusader clause'. "
Alchemist: "Yeah, but Crusader Claus brings the worst presents."
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04-27-2017, 02:47 PM | #1190 |
Join Date: May 2010
Location: Alsea, OR
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
Casey: Yay! I'm going to talk my way through this one. Unless it all goes badly awry.
Rolls dice Casey: Aaaand it went badly awry... He said this TWICE last night. |
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