Another 2000 Things I Am No Longer Allowed To Do In An RPG

[simply Nathan]

Originally Posted by Randyman

Considering my personal opinions of both Sigil and the Lady of Pain, I encourage you to do so.

If I were running the campaign, I'd let my girlfriend's PC kill the Lady of Pain in session one if she wanted to.

[Disliker of the mary sue]

Perhaps you should further discuss your dislike of enemies that only rules for conbat are you lose in another thread before this gets too side tracked.

361: Even if I saw it being used as a weapon in the capcom video game Monster Hunters, I can not weild in an rpg a pig glued onto throne on a stick.

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[Irish Wolf]

Originally Posted by Disliker of the mary sue

360 No we are not going to try to start a fight between the Lady of Pain, Caine from old world of darkness, and the entire Lovecraftian pantheon to see who still lives at the end.

Because the odds are good it won't be any of us.

[Disliker of the mary sue]

362: Just because we are playing Big eye Small mouth in America doesn't mean no ones can bleed, curse, be perverted, or die because of censorship.

[simply Nathan]

363: My mug of water, however, is still frothy and gets me drunk.

[Disliker of the mary sue]

364: If I am a summoner I can't perform a technique I saw on yugioh once.

365: Especially if it involves summoning a bunch of things at once.

[crretin]

366: Just because adventurers tend to make more money than the common folk doesn't mean I can get out of every legal encounter by screaming "screw the rules I have money!!!"

[Phantasm]

Originally Posted by crretin

366: Just because adventurers tend to make more money than the common folk doesn't mean I can get out of every legal encounter by screaming "screw the rules I have money!!!"

367: Nor can I walk into a magic guild in the evening to get my weapon, armor, or shield enchanted and expect it done the next morning, even if I pay them thrice the going rate. These castings still take time, doggammit!

368: As a GM, I cannot have the female canine manning the front desk chewing bubble gum, especially in a renaissance-era setting.

[Flyndaran]

The first chewing gum was almost entirely sweet resin from the Chicle tree known to the Aztecs and European settlers. So other than the added ingredients to facilitate bubbles, it's not really impossible for Renaissance secretaries to be smacking gum. :)

[Phantasm]

Originally Posted by Flyndaran

The first chewing gum was almost entirely sweet resin from the Chicle tree known to the Aztecs and European settlers. So other than the added ingredients to facilitate bubbles, it's not really impossible for Renaissance secretaries to be smacking gum. :)

While true, have you ever seen a dog chewing gum? It ain't pretty. ;)