Memorable Quotes.

Phantasm · 01-22-2017, 04:25 AM

Tabletop group from ages ago. We were discussing possible games, and one player wanted to run a V:tM game. The conversation turned to various inspirational novels and movies, and one person recommended a really bad one, one I'd seen earlier that week. Ultra low budget, horrible acting, you could see the fangs were thrift store plastic fake.

Me: "Vampire movies suck. That's inherent to the genre. But this one sucks and blows."
Other player: "So, it's a porno?"

Cue the chuckling from the rest of the players and the stern glare from the resident stick-in-the-mud. :)

01-22-2017, 04:25 AM	#11
Phantasm Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: On the road again...	Re: Memorable Quotes. Tabletop group from ages ago. We were discussing possible games, and one player wanted to run a V:tM game. The conversation turned to various inspirational novels and movies, and one person recommended a really bad one, one I'd seen earlier that week. Ultra low budget, horrible acting, you could see the fangs were thrift store plastic fake. Me: "Vampire movies suck. That's inherent to the genre. But this one sucks and blows." Other player: "So, it's a porno?" Cue the chuckling from the rest of the players and the stern glare from the resident stick-in-the-mud. :) __________________ "Life ... is an Oreo cookie." - J'onn J'onzz, 1991 "But mom, I don't wanna go back in the dungeon!" The GURPS Marvel Universe Reboot Project A-G, H-R, and S-Z, and its not-a-wiki-really web adaptation. Ranoc, a Muskets-and-Magery Renaissance Fantasy Setting