08-16-2020, 05:14 PM | #1631 |
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
Me: "Hyperbole is a lost art."
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08-23-2020, 04:21 PM | #1632 |
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
Raquel: “How many evil witches do you know that wear a pink outfit?”
-- GM: “Make a perception check.” Raquel: “Ten, by three.” Har’Ron: “Ten, by two.” Daska: “Ten, by four.” Melissa: “I don’t notice anything. Seventeen.” -- Daska: “Can anyone speak python?” Raquel: “The reptile or the programming language?” -- Raquel: “Daska, hold my hat. I’ll dive in as well.” Daska: “I’ll put it on. (Whispering) Not Slytherin—not Slytherin.” -- Raquel (OOC): “Close enough for government work—nothing personal Melissa.” -- Daska: “I put the hat back on Raquel and ask: ‘why did it keep asking what house I wanted?’” GM (OOC): “Well, we know that Melissa is a Hufflepuff.” -- Raquel: “After a minute, the [combat boost] spell fades.” GM: “And that’s when the ambush happens.” Raquel: “And I can cast it again—because this ain’t D&D.” -- Daska: “It’s like a slumber party!” Raquel: “It’s like a slumber party—in an eighty’s teen slasher movie.” |
08-30-2020, 04:14 PM | #1633 |
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
In a Wuxia campaign, as one character is trying to figure out how to improvise a wagon to drag a huge beastie's corpse back to town.
"I've got Craft-18 that says I can put wheels on a sheep."
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08-30-2020, 05:16 PM | #1634 |
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Lars: “Man down!”
Raquel: “On it!” <beat> Raquel: “Is this what it’s like to be a Mercy-main?” -- Raquel (OOS): “These things are kicking our [butts].” GM: “They’re supposed to. They’re taking longer due to all the ablative DR.” Raquel (OOC): “Then they’re attacking the wrong target.” -- <GM rolls 16> Raquel (OOS): “That doesn’t look good.” <GM rolls 6> Raquel (OOS): “That also doesn’t look good . . . for the other reason.” -- Skald (OOC): “I wanted the power to be like the Pokémon power, Scald. If you know what that is. [Raquel] had to look it up.” Melissa (OOC): “It’s super-effective.” -- Raquel: “Beat it down like a magma-headed step-child.” -- Raquel: “That magma guy was hit twice by the water cannon, did it solidify?” GM: “No, it’s like that ice cream topping that makes the hard shell.” Daska (OOS): “Magic shell.” GM: “Yeah, it’s inside full of creamy goodness. Or, in this case, burny-badness.” Melissa (OOS): “Burny Badness is my band name.” -- <After a Critical hit> GM: “Thirteen.” Raquel: “If any damage penetrates DR, it’s a major wound.” GM: “Spoiler alert: it’s going to be a major wound.” <GM proceeds to roll 17 damage on a 3d attack>aw -- Har’Ron: “Ten. And ten again. What happens if I roll ten one more time?” GM (OOC): “You go directly to jail.” |
08-30-2020, 10:54 PM | #1635 |
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
"Get in the tube." "What's it going to do?" "Don't worry about it. Get in the tube."
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08-31-2020, 07:47 AM | #1636 |
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
"So the necromancer is the only one who failed his save v. death?"
"Of course. He's the one who's on his fourth character."
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09-19-2020, 01:52 PM | #1637 |
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
From an recorded Basic D&D Session:
"Oh, ****! This is why I shouldn't multi-task. I've just e-mailed my character sheet to my lawyer!"
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09-25-2020, 01:34 AM | #1638 |
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
"Can I be a tank?" is probably the most repeated quote from roleplaying among my friends.
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09-28-2020, 10:27 PM | #1639 |
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Rosemarie (OOC): "Does it require a special license to pilot a BattleMech."
Caleigh (OOC): "Owning a BattleMech is license enough." GM (OOC): "Yeah, your [BattleMech] is a fifty-five ton love-letter to the Second Amendment." -- Sateen: "My 'Mech has three, different sorts of ammo?" GM: "Yeah." Sateen: "That doesn't sound good." GM: "Think of it as a rescue flare. If your ammo goes off, you'll be visible from orbit." |
10-01-2020, 07:06 PM | #1640 |
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While discussing/explaining how to do a GURPS BattleTech game:
Mark Skarr: "And remember: Just because you can create a psychic blueberry muffin as a character . . . there's no reason a GM would let you." Sweetooth: "but why not sounds totally legit" Mark Skarr: "While there is a much more specific answer, the short answer is: It doesn't fit into the story the GM wants to tell." dunami5: "One could argue when the DM had session 0 with his/her players they all agreed on a campaign revolving around a bakery and its mutated goods :P" Mark Skarr: "If that's what the game is going to be about, then that would be fine. But, BattleTech/Mechwarrior is not known for psychic powers, sapient baked goods nor any combination of the two." |
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