04-27-2017, 10:24 PM | #1191 |
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
Player: "I loot the bodies."
GM: "Their purses are tucked away and you're in a hurry, so roll Search." <rolls an 18> Player: "I can't find their stupid purses anywhere! I just don't get it! I've looked above the jangling underpants, I've looked below the jangling underpants -- nothing!"
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04-27-2017, 10:30 PM | #1192 |
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
"You realize that our pet teddy* is going to terrify the whole village, right?"
"Oh yeah. They're all Neo-Catholics, right? I'll announce, 'It's okay, good people! God has blessed us with this holy creature who fights in His name!' " "Are you trying to convince them that the teddy is Catholic?" "She's too young to drink wine, but she drinks blood, so same thing." <as Jesus> "Eat this flesh, it is my flesh. Drink this blood, it is my blood. It's just so much more efficient this way." * A horribly mutated murder monster. Why they kept one as a pet, I'll never know.
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04-28-2017, 10:44 PM | #1193 |
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
From our Teen Supers, New Generation game.
Matt made a comment about having Eidetic memory. Duke (OOC): "Wow those are traits I wouldn’t want together?" Matt (OOC): "What?" Duke (OOC): "Being Rick Moranis as a Teenager and having Eidetic Memory." - Duke and Terry talking during their weight-training class. Duke: "So, what do you do for fun?" Terry: "Prove other people wrong." Duke: "Oh, you play D&D too?" - Rio and Angel decide to go out dancing. Matt (OOC): "It’s Buffy and Willow." GM (OOC): "More like Willow and Dark Willow." - Duke is heading home and sees Matt poking around the parking lot. GM (gesturing toward Matt): "You see this guy looking around." Rio (OOC): "Searching for a wedgie." Matt (OOC): "Well said." - Terry was explaining his machine telepathy ability. Angel: "What, were you bitten by a radioactive microwave?" Duke: "Can you get Netflix on my phone?" Terry: "Yeah." GM (OOC): "Nope! I was wrong." (Duke uses an iPhone 4--he's poor) Rio (OOC): "Now it's more explosive than a Galaxy S7." - Terry tried to hijack a karaoke machine to search the internet. Terry: “Nope!” (Rolled 18) Duke (OOC): “And that’s how Videodrome starts!” - Angel (OOC): “From a distance he looks like a guy in a top hat and fur coat, but it’s really just rats.” - GM: “Apparently, the rats are following the Hercules rules: The less outnumbered they are, the more skilled their opponents are.” - Raven: “I’ll take the bracelet back.” Renn: “Are you sure you want to do that—you’re a little conspicuous.” GM (OOC): “Says the guy dressed as an extra from Sweeny Todd.” (Rio and Raven are the same person, just Rio is her normal appearance, and Raven is her Alter Ego.) - Renn: “If you want me to take a look [at your injury] I can. I’m a . . .” Teo (OOC): “I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express, last night.” - Raven: “Some of us can talk to animals.” Duke: “You just keep getting weirder.” - Matt: "What's this obsession with the [broken, antique] mirror?" Rio: “Because I’m magic, and I’m concerned that the mirror could be cursed.” GM (OOC?): “Not anymore.” Last edited by Mark Skarr; 04-28-2017 at 10:47 PM. Reason: Clarify situation |
04-29-2017, 09:37 AM | #1194 | |
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04-30-2017, 09:09 AM | #1195 |
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
"If you're dead can I search your pockets for loot?"
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04-30-2017, 02:02 PM | #1196 |
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Join Date: Aug 2009
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
GUMMI RABBIT: "How many senses do you have?"
FAIRY MOUSE: "More than five, but fewer than ten." GUMMI RABBIT: "Can you be more specific?" FAIRY MOUSE: "For me, scent and hearing are a single sense. Beyond what I've been informed are the standard five for humans, I also have a sense for mana levels and enchanted items, sense of humor, and four-dimensional sense of touch. There might be some others."
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04-30-2017, 04:10 PM | #1197 |
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
"So Krak out of today's loot you have chosen a scale model of Castle Ravenloft and a figurine of a weasel carved from amber. Why?
"Krak raised by wolves. Not have good toys when child. Only bones and have to fight other wolves for those."
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05-02-2017, 06:49 PM | #1198 |
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
City Priestess: "I've noticed as that as an experienced merchant and sailor you're the best merchant this town has."
Foreign Merchant: "Your town does not own me"
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05-03-2017, 07:31 PM | #1199 |
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
(Out of character quote.)
Me: "So [player's] new Dungeon Fantasy character is a holy warrior of an Aztec god of love. It's a neat mix because she's got great social and seduction skills, but can also kick enough butt to be a front-line fighter." My wife: "If you can't lay 'em, slay 'em!" (My wife is amazing.)
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05-04-2017, 12:50 AM | #1200 |
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
PK: I envy you your wife. She sounds like a hoot. :)
(Also, I had a similar idea once, Paladin of Inanna/Ishtar, Sumerian/Akkadian goddess of love and war, but my D&D group couldn't believe I wanted to take both Charm and War domains. Or maybe it was trouble reconciling Ishtar with "Lawful Good"....)
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