03-13-2012, 07:21 AM | #651 | |
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
Quote:
Though it's just my theory as I'm not the GM. :) GM: "Now, if I combine a centaur with a minotaur I get-" Me: "Taur-taur sauce?"
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03-13-2012, 06:36 PM | #652 |
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
Gareth, Satyr barbarian, has been rolling a string of crits after being ambushed by a python.
* Gareth pulls the snake off his body by main strength, shouting, "RAAAAH I deal with bigger snakes than you every time I [use the gentlemans facilities]!" (censored for forum) Doug: OK. that was awesome Gareth-quote Mark: We like Gareth.
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04-07-2012, 04:24 PM | #653 |
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
Liveblogging:
Player 2 to Player 1, discussing quick elven flings: "Where else do you think you get little quicklings from?" GM: "Shaken eladrin syndrome." GM: "You euthanize a stunned goblin."
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04-09-2012, 03:38 PM | #654 |
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
So, on Sunday I just couldn't keep up with everything from laughing too hard. Fortunately another player is a faster typist than I am, and shakes less while giggling.
Me, writing down treasure: "Terror longsword..." PC1: "Spell it with a P!" Me: "You can't spell... wait... NO." PC1: "But a carnivorous sword with wings would be awesome." On the Draft Bear pulling a cart PC3: "It has huge claws!" PC2: "They're for eating Dire Berries." PC1: "I want Direberry wine!" Me: "The Hair Of The Dog would be nasty." PC3: "BEARS DO NOT HAVE A CLOACA!" On Udo Kier and his making the movie "Spermula": PC4: "For european actors, starring in porn is like military service." PC1, looking perplexed and a little horrified: "Regimented and demanding?" On lousy descriptions in preprinted flavour text: GM: "An elf wearing a short green and brown tunic and holding a bow steps out, and..." Me: "I can't help but notice he's not wearing pants." GM, checking description again: ".... he's not wearing pants!" PC1: "I'm sorry, have we interrupted something?" GM: "He's, uh, 'holding a bow'" GM: "You stare at the elf until he grows pants." PC5: [slurping noise..... POP] PC5: "We oppose the iron ring!" Me: "You oppose safe bridges everywhere?" PC5: "Huh?" GM: "The villains are the Iron Circle mercenaries, from the Iron Keep. An iron ring is the thing that I'm wearing on my finger." PC5: "I spent my childhood on drugs and being sent into battle for the glory of Bahamut." PC1: "I spent my childhood on another plane in a wonderful palace waiting hand and foot on a Djinn who loved me very much. *I* am normal." Me: "I'm the anti-Rapunzel" GM: "You throw your hair into towers?" Me: "....Yes, and then the prince pulls me up." Me: "Bahamut is basically the trope definer for Crystal Dragon Jesus" PC5: "Yeah. The main difference between Jesus, Aslan, and Bahamut is that Bahamut didn't die..... wait, that's it! That's the answer! We must SACRIFICE Bahamut for our sins!" Me: "This is why we say your character is from a CULT." PC5: "Do you guys have a problem with Bahamut? 'Cause he's AWESOME." PC2: "Maybe you shouldn't talk." GM: "You're wearing a frog as a tutu." PC1: "I go berserk." PC2: "I'm an elf. I was raised by wolves!" GM: "Other than stabbing things, what are your skills?" PC2: "I run down deer, in a pack!" GM: "Please tell me you took the Nature skill" PC2: "No" Me: "There's a reason he no longer runs with wolves" PC5: "They fired him! For incompetence!" And a few hits from Out Of Context Theater: PC5: "Am I supposed to have 16 teeth?" PC2: "I have a big enough axe to make this work!" GM: "The 'naginata of wisdom' would normally mean not attaching the spear to the end of the staff." PC1: "It's a birthday cake! For the god of chaos!"
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04-16-2012, 01:04 PM | #655 |
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
Kurt: “You were there with your glamazon girlfriend.”
Tony: “She’s not my girlfriend.” Kurt: “I know you popular kids, just date and drop, get what you want and move on.” Savannah (the glamazon in question): “It’s like pokemon. Gotta catch ‘em all.” Tony: “What?” Savannah: “STD’s, I mean.” |
04-16-2012, 09:21 PM | #656 |
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
So, our cat-person rogue climbed down a pit to check if it was safe and then this happened -->
Cat-person: Do you have any rope? Rune mage: HERE YA GO! (throws whole thing of rope down the pit) Cat-person: MAN! WHAT THE HELL!!!! Rune mage: don't worry ill be right down there. (jumps down and nearly dies) Laughter ensues... for almost a half hour. |
04-18-2012, 01:47 PM | #657 |
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
Our party was lost, but we knew we were near the coastline.
I announce I am going to save the party, and Seek Plant, looking for kelp. Entire party looks bewildered. . .I point out that direct to kelp = direction to coastline, ergo, we are no longer lost. Trying to save his ego, the ranger says "Why didn't you cast Seek Beluga Whale!!??" To which I only respond: "Because I don't have Seek Beluga Whale."
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04-18-2012, 04:33 PM | #658 |
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
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04-20-2012, 07:23 AM | #659 |
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
From my earlier SWTOR days, though it's a quote that could be equally at home in a TT RPG:
On Hutta, my Bounty Hunter and two Imperial Agents are running through the 'woods' in search of another criminal base of operations. I show some less obvious routes that are optimal. Agent 1: "You know, having you around is kinda useful." Bounty Hunter, shrugging: "I know my way around. I grew up on Hutta." Agent 2: "My condolences." |
04-24-2012, 07:12 PM | #660 |
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
Following a nightmare episode of the Secret Teen Supers game.
Alice: “I could feel everything they were putting the creature through. It really hurt. I spent most of the dream screaming.” Doctor 1: “What was the creature? Anything you tell us might help.” Alice: “I don’t think so.” Doctor 2: “Please, Alice.” Alice: “Well . . . it looked like a large Brazil nut with tentacles.” Doctor 1: “Uh-huh. Where did it come from?” Alice: “An egg I laid in the dream.” Trixie: “You laid an egg?” Alice: “Yeah, after having sex with a larger Brazil nut with tentacles.” Doctors 1 and 2: “Uh-huh.” Alice: “It was a dream! I told you it wasn’t going to help!” |
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