11-20-2016, 12:27 PM | #1151 |
Join Date: Dec 2012
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
*Press button in the ship and a pair of turrets pop up.*
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11-20-2016, 03:14 PM | #1152 |
Join Date: Aug 2007
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
"If you find Krak helmet with wings on it Krak will wear it. Will accessorize loincloth perfectly."
"Krak never kill wall before."
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11-20-2016, 06:30 PM | #1153 |
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Omaha NE
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
The party is fighting skeletons at hand-to-hand range. Player 1's character has been trying to use spells, but has been getting lousy rolls.
Player 1: I give up, I'm whipping out my tetsubo. Player 2: In public? |
11-20-2016, 08:07 PM | #1154 | |
Join Date: Aug 2007
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
Quote:
From later in the same session.... "Krak originally thought platinum hilt with crystal blade might be gaudy but now Krak thinks it perfect Elvish Fashion statement."
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11-23-2016, 04:19 PM | #1155 |
Night Watchman
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Cambridge, UK
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
"It will actually work better if we tell them the truth. Well, most of the truth."
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11-26-2016, 05:59 PM | #1156 |
Join Date: Aug 2007
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
This afternoon was a one-shot of Serenity and quite fruitful. In a somewhat scrambled order.
"I'm no good with guns. That's why I use grenades instead." "This is the sort of bar where you wish you could order distilled alcohol with distilled water." "No, it wasn't a nice bar but it was the only one in weeks where they didn't start shooting at us." "I guess that wasn't the pilot who escaped." "It would have been much more thoughtful of him if he'd crashed on the Junkyard Planet instead of the Ice Planet." "That other ship is the Mary Celeste? That's even more ill-omened than the Aces and Eights." "I don't like this planet. All of its' machines are broken and I'm afraid it might be contagious." "....and they think _I_'m crazy just because I talk to explosive devices." "Can I have my shuriken back?"
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11-28-2016, 05:52 PM | #1157 |
Join Date: Apr 2015
Location: Pennsylvania
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
"You buy seats to the mummer's show. You sit through the entire thing to find out that the girl you're looking for isn't in it. It's a bawdy mashup of Romeo and Juliet, Hamlet, and the Little Mermaid"
Ken (OOC): "Okay, you can't drop that cold. You need to provide an outline by next session." |
11-28-2016, 10:43 PM | #1158 |
Join Date: May 2010
Location: Alsea, OR
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
"If I kill the Sun-Goddess, will it end the world? Ah heck, I attack anyway, it's what my clan wants..."
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12-04-2016, 07:53 PM | #1159 |
Join Date: Aug 2007
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
"Does that make her Baba the Hutt?"
"Maybe some day Krak have house and name it after himself." "Krak not put this place on scenic tour of Barovia." "I roll a 21 on my Insight check." "She seems genuine to you." "Does that mean she's acting just the way a one-legged Gypsy Vampire Hunter who wakes up in a coffin should?"
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12-04-2016, 08:40 PM | #1160 |
Forum Pervert
(If you have to ask . . .) Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Somewhere high up.
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
The game had loads of funny lines this week.
Alistair: “So, you’re telling me that the deathclaw burger is an everlasting gobstopper.” Wells (OOC): “You want to cast schematic on a cosmic rock . . . you’re braver than I.” GM: “There a bunch of warning lights on the bridge.” Pinky: “Like a check engine light?” GM: “Pretty much, yes. The hyperdrive is listing an overload, and needs to recalibrate in zero gravity.” Sherry (OOC): “One of them says ‘Tilt.’” Sherry (OOC): “By ‘anti-nausea medication’ she means she’s going to join Todd [in the bar].” Pinky: “Deathclaw doesn’t taste any different coming back up.” Alistair: “We’ll stay traditional: I’ll spoof them, you land the ship in a corn field in Iowa.” Pinky: “We just need to drop leaflets.” Alistair: “Yeah, we’ve got stacks of Thousand-Year-Reich propaganda – make it Idaho.” Pinky: “Do you want us to come down there and probe you or not?” Alistair: “Aliens II, Electric Boogaloo was the best one!” Pinky: “You’re going to wipe his memory, right Sherry?” Alistair: “There are more things on Heaven and Earth, Horiatio—“ Pinky: “Why are you quoting Brittney Spears at me?” Alistair: “Oh, now that’s just wrong!” Pinky: “I can see why you called me up here—this is fun.” Alistair: “It’s not every day you get to be ‘The Great and Powerful Oz.’” Todd: “Can we do that? Can I just shoot him in the leg?” Sherry: “Play nice.” Alistair: “Like Christopher O’Riley discovering the West Indies.” Pinky: “Who?” Alistair: “The man who discovered the new world.” Pinky: “No, that was Beyonce!” |
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