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Old 11-08-2018, 01:33 AM   #851
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503) Not allowed to play an alchemist using her herbal mixes to make extra money as a milkmaid.
503b) No, I can't even if I looked at the price of human milk online and human milk sells for between 50 and 150$ per liter depending on what the woman eats and drinks.
503c) Why do I even know about the price of human milk in the first place?
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Old 11-08-2018, 08:30 AM   #852
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503) 503c) Why do I even know about the price of human milk in the first place?
Welcome to RPGs. You never know what you might have to know.
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Old 11-08-2018, 09:02 AM   #853
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503d) On second thought, the group doesn't want to know.
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Old 04-26-2019, 11:03 PM   #854
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504) Yes, casting Awaken on a doggie and hoping for a good attribute roll so that the doggo can be a spellcaster works by RAW. Making a sentient and sapient Labrador just to say "now we have a Labracadabrador" is allowed by RAW, but the horrible pun doesn't justify me spending precious resources on it.
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Welcome to RPGs. You never know what you might have to know.
I never ever expected finding that on here XD
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Old 05-14-2019, 05:17 PM   #856
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505a) As a first level (D&D5e) Paladin without a horse. I should not set out on a long-distance overland adventure armed only with a dagger and a 20' lance.

505b) The plan of dashing into the Temple of the Blight, wearing a robe we took from a cult member and shouting "we're under attack" has a drawback, in that it raises the alarm.

505c) When the party's dwarf gives me a sword taken from one of the animated skeletons that rest of the party had to rescue me from, I should take a moment to consider that somebody with Wisdom 5 seems to be behaving more sensibly than me.

505d) While resuming the raising-the-alarm act did actually let me get into the room with the boss fight, and even get behind the priest, and grappling drowning him in his own cauldron of boiling water is in some ways awesome, it isn't really all that paladinic.
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