06-04-2017, 05:37 AM | #1221 |
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
Hana: "'Careful' is my middle name!"
Stephanie: "Your first is 'Not', and your last is 'At All.'" -- Stephanie: "Safety first." Hana: "Nah, safety third." -- For Halloween, Hana dressed up as Link from Legend of Zelda. Stephanie and Holly aren't gamers. Hana is the team's tech support. Stephanie: "That's a cute Peter Pan costume." Hana: "It's not Peter Pan!" Holly: "No, she's dressed up as Zelda!" Hana: *exasperated sigh* Stephanie: "Wait, no, she's dressed up as Linksys!" Hana: "Now you're just doing it on purpose." |
06-06-2017, 09:50 PM | #1222 |
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
"Well it's Sith technology, so it's probably powered by the tears of a forsaken child."
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06-07-2017, 01:14 PM | #1223 |
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Teo: (OOC) “Go ahead and get started without me. Mark, I trust you won’t get me killed.”
GM and Duke: (OOC) “Too bad it’s not up to him.” Angel: “Would it take my full turn to get my camera out and record what’s going on?” GM: “I think that would be a free action for a teenager . . ..” Angel rolled a critical failure, and I activated the point feature in TableTop Simulator on her dice. Angel (OOC): “Don’t point out my failure!” Duke (OOC): “And there goes your phone.” GM: “Rio, would you like to make a Health roll?” Rio (Rolls 14): “Would like to, but am unable to.” GM: “Duke, would you like to use your luck?” Duke: “Um, let me look. No, I’ve got 3 minutes and 20 seconds before I can use it again.” Rio (OOC): “He’s going to go to the bathroom, he’ll let you know when he gets back.” Matt: “How is this going to make her safe?” Rio: “I’m going to use one of my spells that makes her trust me.” Matt: “And what if she vamps out again?” Rio: “Well, she won’t attack me!” Matt: “We need to take her somewhere isolated. Like a cabin.” Teo (OOC): Ooh, yeah, a Cabin in the Woods! Teo: “I don’t have a smart phone, I have like an old Nokia with Snake.” Rio (OOC): “You have a Nokia? Why didn’t you say so. We could have used that to take her out!” |
06-08-2017, 01:30 PM | #1224 |
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
All funny, but I <3 this one :)
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06-08-2017, 02:30 PM | #1225 |
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
"Apparently he was a load-bearing boss."
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06-08-2017, 04:25 PM | #1226 |
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06-11-2017, 03:43 PM | #1227 |
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Dan: “Let’s get something to eat.”
GM: “Yeah, you see something called ‘Cinna-Bite’ in the mall.” [talking at the same time] Dan: “Oooh, that sounds good!” James (ooc): “Oh, no! No, no! No no no! No no.” Kit (ooc): (Uncontrollable belly laughing). [Kit eventually stops laughing] Dan: “What’s wrong with that?” James (ooc): “I’d suggest fire—” James and Kit (ooc): “But they might actually like that.” |
06-11-2017, 03:47 PM | #1228 | |
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Quote:
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06-11-2017, 05:52 PM | #1229 |
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Cenobite, like from Hellraiser.
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06-11-2017, 07:35 PM | #1230 |
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Rio (OOC): “I don’t run anywhere.”
Angel (OOC): “I run late—that’s my cardio.” -- Angel: “It’s okay, you helped and fought with us.” Rio: “Ix-nay on-yay e-thay ighting-fay.” Angel: “I don’t speak Spanish.” -- Rio (OOC): “You have several words for him—most of them start ‘does that hurt?’” Teo (OOC): “Nah, mostly it’s just ‘do you know what a Turban Wedgie is?’” -- Rio: “Angel and Rio will go to WalMart. She’ll get bird seed and some glittery stuff.” GM: “Are you going to BeDazzle the birds?” Rio (OOC): “No, she is not going to BeDazzle the birds. As awesome as that would be.” GM (OOC): “No! As fabulous as that would be.” -- Raven: “Teo, do you want to open the door?” Teo: “I can do that. Would you rather have Scooby do it?” GM (OOC): “Right now, he’s more like Scrappy.” -- Teo (opening a fridge): “Oh! The milk’s gone bad.” Raven (OOC): “The milk’s gone bad and is holding the cheese hostage!” -- Rio: “Do you know any spells for Mirror Travel?” Shop keep: “No, and neither should you.” Rio: “I see. How about the opposite. Something to prevent mirror travel?” Shop keep: “Yeah, I have some things like that.” Rio: “I hope it doesn’t involve a shotgun and a tripwire.” Shop keep: “Depends on how secure you want to be.” -- GM: “Matt’s looking a little shifty.” (Matt is a shapeshifter and suffered his involuntary change) |
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