National Zombies

[Anders]

Everyone knows that the American zombies prefer to throw the tea into the harbor...

[Bruno]

Originally Posted by Flyndaran

I thought sweet tea was an American thing. Or is that just stupidly painfully sweet tea?

"Builders Tea" is brewed intensely strong, and then has a crapton of sugar in it. It's a hot beverage and tea is usually provided at very high temperatures, which means you can actually supersaturate it with sugar, unlike American cold sweet tea.

Although my experience is that American sweet tea isn't half as sweet as "iced tea" in Canada (which is automatically sweet, usually has some sort of lemon, and if bought in a store it's probably made with tea extracts or something instead of actual tea). I think it's because we make the tea hot, sweeten it, then chill, rather than the cold-brewing I've seen in the South, but we could just have an even worse sweet tooth than you.

[(E)]

British Zombies don't horde they queue.

[Anders]

In Russia, Zombie eat you!

[Flyndaran]

Originally Posted by (E)

British Zombies don't horde they queue.

In single file to hide their numbers. Tricksy British-es.

[robkelk]

Originally Posted by starslayer

Canadian zombies- Aren't affected by cold, last much longer, lack bad smell, and always grunt politely before attacking (Giving +4 telegraphic on all of their attacks).

They are filled with sweet smelling maple syrup for blood, and the heavenly scent causes those who fail will rolls to wander right into hoards of them subconsciously.

And you can get them to disperse by saying "Please go away."