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Old 03-31-2021, 11:00 PM   #1
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April 1, 2021: Introducing Illuminati: New World Odor

Read this article on the Illuminator.
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Old 04-01-2021, 02:09 AM   #2
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If burned in an appropriate lamp, gives a subtle pale orange light that allows you to see the fnords.
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Old 04-01-2021, 05:33 AM   #3
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WHIFF FACTOR: when this fragrance is used by a GURPS player, their opponent gets a -2 attack penalty.
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Old 04-01-2021, 07:13 AM   #4
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I sprayed some on my tinfoil snood and it doubled the mind-control-ray blocking power!
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Old 04-01-2021, 11:49 AM   #5
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Keep in mind this product is to be used externally and should not be taken internally! ingesting it can cause apunitus 1. Apunitus 1 is the urge to post puns on the first of April.
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Old 04-01-2021, 02:23 PM   #6
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This is the first thing to make me LOL in quite a while. It smells funny.
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Old 04-01-2021, 04:45 PM   #7
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If it weren't for the date, I might actually believe this. I mean, they've made tie-in items for Munchkin almost this strange...
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