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Old 07-25-2022, 08:20 AM   #1841
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The dragonborn sorceress actually got a decent initiative roll for once, and wanted to use her breath weapon on the undead attacking us.

Sorceress: Let me blow them!
GM: OK, Sandra Bullock.
Three other players: "Away. Blow them away."
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Old 07-30-2022, 11:53 PM   #1842
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It's a reference to this (you tube link).

I heard this eons ago, and it's always stuck with me.
Okay, what a silly thing to have stuck in your head. :)
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Old 07-31-2022, 11:11 AM   #1843
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Okay, what a silly thing to have stuck in your head. :)
And the theme to the Gummi Bears. And several schticks from Laugh In. And, like many gamers, sooo many quotes from Monty Python.

Not only is he too heavy to carry, he’s my brother.
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Old 07-31-2022, 05:31 PM   #1844
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GM: "What was your margin of success?"
Mind Spike: "Uh, fifteen."

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GM: "The two computers you set up to mess with the AI are now locked in a chatroom performing Turing tests on each other."

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GM: "Spike. Roll a d6."
Mind Spike: "Six."
GM: "Make a Perception check."
Mind Spike: "Uh, teen."

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Mind Spike: "A three-hundred pound guy with a vibro-halberd will make much shorter work of a cinder block wall than a ninety pound girl with a vibroknife."

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Zed: "Using my vibrosword, I will hack the doorknob."

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GM: "He's not ready for that."
Mind Spike (OOC): "Take it in the shorts!"
Zed (OOC): "In the groin!"
GM: "Well, first one, then the other."

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GM: "Spike . . .."
Mind Spike: "I am going to put my gun away."
GM: "You are going to make a HT roll."
Mind Spike: [Rolls 15] "No. No I am not."
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Old 08-13-2022, 06:04 PM   #1845
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Mark: "Danger Sense at 16-? Excessive?"
Bobb: "Just a tad."
Mark: "Well, you always want characters to have it."
Bobb: "No, I always ask if they have it. It's usually more interesting if they don't."
Mark: "Well, it makes sense for Ana, as she's part of the Cosmic Will of the Macroverse. And for James it's just 'affirmation that my paranoia is justified.'"
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Old 08-15-2022, 10:07 AM   #1846
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" I was a duck once."


"What is your horse's name?

"It has no name. In my tribe it is bad luck to name a horse before it has carried you through a desert."


"How do you know so much about Elves?"

"I count on my fingers when I see a new kind of one. First we had yellow-ish ones then pale ones and then green-ish ones and now we see dark ones with pale hair. It is the only way to keep track."
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Old 08-21-2022, 02:59 PM   #1847
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GM: "They're speaking . . . uh . . . Paris-ite."
James (OOC): "That's French!"

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Charlemagne: "I'll fade into the shadows when they're not watching."
Snow Siren: "Wait? Where did Charlemagne go?"
Shimmer: "Talking to the press isn't really his thing."
<beat>
Shimmer: "And that's why he's 'Cat Man.'"


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Bobb was playing M:tG.
Banana: "I cast a Red Sun Zenith for 18 to Fun Police's face."
Bobb: "Marauder doubles that--it's not just from attack sources."
Banana: "Awesome! That's 36."
Me: "But wait, there's more!"
Banana: "Mark makes a convincing argument--I'll Fork it--take 72!"
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Old 08-28-2022, 10:13 AM   #1848
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From yesterday's session of WFRP set in Reikland

"Greetings! I am Friedrich Schmidt! This is my brother Stefan Schmidt and my other brother Dietrich Schmidt and my youngest brother Vat-the Schmidt!"

(OOC) "Well that'll teach him not to take so long thinking up names."

"What do you mean there's no such thing as Magic! Would we have so many witchfinders if there were no witches to find?"

"Ah! That's why the monster was so easy to track! It has eight really big feet!"
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Old 08-30-2022, 12:54 PM   #1849
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Michelle: "I'm gunna get some juice. Do you want some?"
Liz: "Yes. Juice."
<beat>
Liz: "Potato juice."
<beat>
Liz: "Fermented potato juice."

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Simon: "I'm smarter than the average bear."
GM (OOC): "I mean, that's like IQ 7 or 8 at best. You're still an idiot."
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Old 08-31-2022, 09:43 PM   #1850
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Michelle: "I'm gunna get some juice. Do you want some?"
Liz: "Yes. Juice."
<beat>
Liz: "Potato juice."
<beat>
Liz: "Fermented potato juice."

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Distilled fermented potato juice
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