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Old 07-27-2022, 11:32 PM   #1
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Old 07-28-2022, 11:09 AM   #2
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Non-snark: That looks like a nice town.

Snark: The picture of a church makes me think about Ogres and religion. Do the Vatican Ogres paint images of Saint Christopher on their tread units? ;)
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Old 07-28-2022, 12:55 PM   #3
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Not coming up with any for that town . . . but my town has a "Mark IV Parkway". Every time I pass that exit I'm visualizing the city engineer looking at the trail of devastation from an Ogre attack, shaking his head, and just paving it.
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Old 07-28-2022, 04:51 PM   #4
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Not coming up with any for that town . . . but my town has a "Mark IV Parkway". Every time I pass that exit I'm visualizing the city engineer looking at the trail of devastation from an Ogre attack, shaking his head, and just paving it.
Makes me think of the grass boulevards the Ogres use to leave the factory.
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