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Old 05-28-2020, 01:26 PM   #1611
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Default Re: Memorable Quotes.

Royal Navy Transhuman Space campaign, first fight scene:

XO Jane: "How about the main gun?" ((An electromagnetic cannon))
Commander Drake: "I'm reserving that in case of nukes."
XO Jane: "In case they start firing nukes at us?"
Commander Drake: "No, in case we need to nuke them."
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Old 05-31-2020, 04:36 PM   #1612
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Default Re: Memorable Quotes.

GM: “You are not familiar with any of this booze.”
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GM: “But you are ready to become familiar with all of this booze.”

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Yinceron: “What am I thinking?”
Carmen: “I don’t know—I’m not a mind reader.”
Yinceron: “It’s easy: I’d like a beer, and I’d like to see something naked. Not you.”
Carmen: “I think the bee-lady is actually naked.”

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GM: “The raccoon isn’t really salvageable—you’ll need a zip-lock baggie and a squeegee.”

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GM: “Bee-Bee could lay down on the caution platform and be camouflaged.”

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GM: “The vehicle wasn’t attacked, but rednecks were around it, so yes, it’s been shot.”

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Bee-Bee's player drew a picture of her character and was a little upset that she came out way cuter than she expected. (link to pic of Bee-Bee.)
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