10-21-2014, 12:42 PM | #11 |
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Birthplace of the Worst Pizza on the Planet
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Re: Can Angels and Demons Recognize Each Other?
Oreos.
The best method to detect demons is Oreo cookies. Thin Mints in a pinch. Now any 'normal' being in the cosmos will get some milk to dunk such sweet goodness. If they have no milk, they will eat them plain. However a demon will dunk them in water (or beer or other more disturbing liquids). Hope this helps.
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10-21-2014, 03:06 PM | #12 |
Join Date: Oct 2014
Location: Cleveland
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Re: Can Angels and Demons Recognize Each Other?
Seraph: Sees that the Truth is the Oreo must be dunked, then eaten.
Cherub: Saves the Oreo for it's protectee. Ofanim: Eats the whole bag of Oreos, forgets about the milk, and gets even more sugar-hyper. See also 'cookie monster' Elohim: Won't tell you if it likes Oreos, or would prefer Chips Ahoy Malakim: Uses it's flaming sword to separate the filling from the two cookies, without damaging any of the pieces. Kyriotate: Is the Oreo Mercurian: Helps a human learn how to make Oreos. |
10-22-2014, 05:07 AM | #13 | |
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Life imitates art--I'm in Pohang
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Re: Can Angels and Demons Recognize Each Other?
Quote:
Djinn: Makes sure no one else gets your cookies, but slaps your hand if you try to eat one. They're bad for you. Calabite: Smashes the chocolate chip cookie into crumbs, then tries to bread fish fries with them. Habbalite: Swears it's an Oreo, only rearranged as a disguise. Don't ask about the light brown cookie color if your Habbie is not truly up on his cookie recipes. Lilim: How bad is your sugar craving, sweetheart? Shedite: Convinces his host to eat the whole plate full of cookies. Impudite: Offers the cookies to the nearest human to lure him close enough to steal his Essence.
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