12-19-2016, 12:13 PM | #11 |
Join Date: Aug 2007
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
"Player Character-A person who will not only fight a battle in a burning house but will start the fire."
Ipaxif the Gnome "I'm going to Spider Climb down this dark and spooky well." Krak <waves bye-bye> "Make a loud noise when you die!" Krak "Elf Girl going to steal candlesticks? Fiona "It could be dangerous if we go that way." Krak<shrugs> "If Elf Girl worried about danger why we come to Evil Temple?" (Fiona's player to DM) "Does this mean the Robe of Frost Resistance will be red?" Krak "Oooh! Statue! Gives Krak chance to work on barbaric behavior quota!" DM "So the cleric and the gnome are at 0 HP and must begin making Death Saves next round. What does the rest of the party do" Me "Krak grabs the cleric and runs. Fiona can carry the gnome." Krak (over his shoulder) "Krak _suggest_ to Elf Girl that we not come in here!"
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Fred Brackin |
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actual play, funny |
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