05-09-2013, 11:06 AM | #91 |
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Re: Another 2000 Things I Am No Longer Allowed To Do In An RPG
104. This. It's a 30-minute video, yes, but the payoff. The sweet, sweet payoff.
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05-12-2013, 11:44 AM | #94 |
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105. Prostitution. "$5 and I'll let you touch my dice..."
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05-12-2013, 11:42 PM | #95 |
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106. whenever my players enter an area with a plainclothes security staff I should have members of that staff identify themselves before my players open fire on the poor "gangsters".
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05-19-2013, 12:15 PM | #96 |
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107. I may no longer quote Zardoz. "The penis is evil."
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05-20-2013, 03:58 AM | #97 |
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05-20-2013, 08:14 AM | #98 |
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That's typically not problematic in my gaming group... :)
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06-06-2013, 04:16 AM | #99 |
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108. I will no longer assume that when your players jump off of a pirate ship during a terrible storm to rescue a random NPC that has fallen overboard, rather than throwing a rope to him (as the pre-written adventure presumes they will do) that they won't blame the adventure writers for bad adventure writing when they almost drown.
Actually what happened was one player tied a rope around her foot, then jumped overboard and yelled to the other player to tie off the other end of the rope.. but then he was like wanting to use Mage Hand to float a rope to them... a different rope... I was like "Um 15 feet per round... they move away from the ship at 20 feet per round, the rope will never reach them" and so after they nearly drowned because the players still on the ship were trying to figure out how to get a rope to them and after a discussion about how they are in the middle of a storm, and jumping off the ship was kinda crazy (though, in her defense, the player who did the jumping can hold her breath for 3 minutes so she wasn't so much in danger of drowning as long as the rope got tied off as she intended) finally we all agreed to go back and let the player do what the other had said... tie off the end of the rope then pull them both back up.
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06-08-2013, 10:33 AM | #100 |
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109: I am no longer allowed, even after benig told it was 'interesting but odd' to have a game sesssioon at a convention got from my AD&D universe, through a magic bubble and wind up in my Toon universe, which is basically my random thoughts upon an infinite plane. Paladins really don't like Holy Swords changing into a packages of cream pies and water balloons.
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