Real-Life Weirdness - Page 121

Flyndaran · 06-17-2016, 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Bruno

It's a work of internet fiction. An amusing one though.

Kind of near to Poe's law where no absurd satirical level of mockery isn't fervently held by some believer.
There is no criminal hurtful idiocy that no person on earth would engage in.

My "sister-in-law" stole her step father's father's urn and ashes, and dumped said ashes all because she liked the urn.

tshiggins · 06-17-2016, 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Bruno

It's a work of internet fiction. An amusing one though.

Well done, too. I bought it. :)

William · 06-18-2016, 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Bruno

It's a work of internet fiction. An amusing one though.

Aw, really? That's too bad. Hopefully not too many of the entries in this thread are like that.

Anders · 06-18-2016, 01:51 PM

Man sets fire to his apartment to escape sex noise.

Flyndaran · 06-18-2016, 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Anders

Man sets fire to his apartment to escape sex noise.

I have a feeling that his apartment wasn't the only thing "smoking" there and the fumes were toxic in more ways than usual.

Irish Wolf · 06-18-2016, 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Anders

Man sets fire to his apartment to escape sex noise.

I like the part where he didn't even get to go to jail - he was released on his own recognizance. To return to his smoke-filled apartment, where he can once again enjoy the sound of the neighbors' ecstasy...

Flyndaran · 06-18-2016, 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Irish Wolf

I like the part where he didn't even get to go to jail - he was released on his own recognizance. To return to his smoke-filled apartment, where he can once again enjoy the sound of the neighbors' ecstasy...

Now I picture a frazzled man sitting in a blackened apartment trying to light ash on fire.

Anders · 06-19-2016, 05:46 AM

28 000 year old stone phallus found.

May have been used as a sex aid.

Flyndaran · 06-19-2016, 01:30 PM

"The prehistoric "tool" was reassembled from 14 fragments of siltstone."
"In addition to being a symbolic representation of male genitalia, it was also at times used for knapping flints,"

Ouch, and cavemen were hardcore that just didn't give a F.
"Dammit, Grog. Stop using my stone 'tools' like that."

David Johnston2 · 06-20-2016, 02:56 PM

Man dies after heart attack during horror movie...body missing.

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/c...w/52792653.cms

Do I believe this story? Possibly not. Were they seriously asking the guy who happened to bring the deceased in to drive the corpse to the morgue? Even in India...

06-18-2016, 01:51 PM	#1204
Anders Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Gothenburg, Sweden	Re: Real-Life Weirdness Man sets fire to his apartment to escape sex noise. __________________ “When you arise in the morning think of what a privilege it is to be alive, to think, to enjoy, to love ...” Marcus Aurelius

06-19-2016, 05:46 AM	#1208
Anders Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Gothenburg, Sweden	Re: Real-Life Weirdness 28 000 year old stone phallus found. May have been used as a sex aid. __________________ “When you arise in the morning think of what a privilege it is to be alive, to think, to enjoy, to love ...” Marcus Aurelius

06-19-2016, 01:30 PM	#1209
Flyndaran Untagged Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Forest Grove, Beaverton, Oregon	Re: Real-Life Weirdness "The prehistoric "tool" was reassembled from 14 fragments of siltstone." "In addition to being a symbolic representation of male genitalia, it was also at times used for knapping flints," Ouch, and cavemen were hardcore that just didn't give a F. "Dammit, Grog. Stop using my stone 'tools' like that." __________________ Beware, poor communication skills. No offense intended. If offended, it just means that I failed my writing skill check.

06-20-2016, 02:56 PM	#1210
David Johnston2 Join Date: Dec 2007	Re: Real-Life Weirdness Man dies after heart attack during horror movie...body missing. http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/c...w/52792653.cms Do I believe this story? Possibly not. Were they seriously asking the guy who happened to bring the deceased in to drive the corpse to the morgue? Even in India...