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Old 04-13-2022, 08:03 AM   #1811
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Space Vampire: "There is a far cry between how I feel about you and how I feel about my mother"

Space Vampire:"Why would anyone walk when they can fly?"
GM: "don't you routinely leave tracks on the ceiling?"

Ship AI: "I think they'll give the berth a wide berth"

Space Vampire: "Orchastra, what did we learn?"
Ship AI: "That I should find more expensive criminals to clean me"
Space Vampire: "No! that you don't let strangers clean you!"

Ship AI: "So you are having a conversation I can actually hear" (eg. not telepathically)

Psionic Princess: "He has to talk to me like to talks to everyone else"
GM: "Oh, right, he has to talk to other people normally"

Space Vampire: "Technically he doesn't, but he makes it a practice to actually speak aloud to people"
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Old 04-17-2022, 06:14 AM   #1812
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Luna: "I think letting Allie toss [a djinn bottle] into the sun is the right answer."
Nazem: "No. Think of what it could teach us."
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Allie, Ana, Aspen, Luna and Toni: "Oh! Hell, no!"
Luna: "That's it; get off my ship!"
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Old 04-20-2022, 07:06 AM   #1813
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Princess: "Be careful about hacking, we don't want to be thrown out"
Ship AI: "Don't worry, I signed in with Nord VPN, who is the sponsor for this week's session!"

Ship AI: "I am of the opinion that it is impossible for me to have an opinion"

Ship AI: "It is impossible for me to be deluded. I can't think after all"
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Old 04-21-2022, 01:10 PM   #1814
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Pirates campaign:

Li Xiayan, Asian Amazon: "You are very reckless."
Sangar: "I am brave."
Li Xiayan: "I had a cousin just like you. Lirui-Jianken."

* ~ * ~ *

{On several separate occasions}

Pirate Merchant: "Hey there, nice tall lady like yourself. Wanna come see my ship?"

Pirate Outcast: "My my, a tall exotic looking lady. How bout I show you my makeshift bed?"

Pirate Pugilist: "Awright dahlin, howzabat a session in the ring, jus you and me?"

Li Xiayan (briefly out of character): "Wait... am I the only female PC in the party???"

GM: "Yes."

Li Xiayan: "No wonder all these pirates have been hitting on me!"

GM: "Who else did you think was female?"

Li Xiayan: "There's a PC named Willie who's played by a woman."

GM: "Yeah but the PC is male."

Willie: "The name 'Willie' didn't tip you off?"
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Old 04-24-2022, 12:51 PM   #1815
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This man's injured!
Quick, get a healer!
I'm afraid he's beyond a healer.
Quick, get a necromancer!
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Old 04-24-2022, 02:08 PM   #1816
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Once, while playing a Supers game, I was playing a luck manipulator, basically, a Hoodoo Man. I got tasked with being the handler of a nearly mindless character (the player had based his character on Validus of the Fatal Five {foes of the Legion of Superheroes}).

When the main villain showed up ( basically, Magneto plus Doctor Doom) I said to my charge. "Hurt him."

The table thought that was hilarious.
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Old 04-27-2022, 06:47 AM   #1817
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GM: "They want you to succeed, they just want you to succeed with blackmail material!"

Space Vampire: "I have ultra tech medicine. It should be simple enough to start his heart again."
GM: "He no longer has a heart"

Precog Princess: "One ambush down, two to go"
AI: "Is it really an ambush if you know they're waiting for you?"
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Old 05-04-2022, 10:50 AM   #1818
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Space Vampire: "I look around for anyone within the danger area of the telekinetic thrasher"
GM: "So target identification, for a sufficiently benevolent definition of target"

AI: "I stopped streaming. It was only for half a second, but I stopped streaming"
Princess (OCC): "Is it just me or is the AI going through her teenager phase?"

Space Vampire: "In case he tries to kill us as soon as he wakes up"
AI: "why would he do that?"
Princess: "because he's not very smart"
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Old 05-04-2022, 01:42 PM   #1819
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PC Wizard "Remember, when I started this plan, I was further away from you!"
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Old 05-27-2022, 08:48 PM   #1820
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"I'm already being accused of murder, I don't want to actually commit one."


"Thatch is enjoying having a therapist"


"Its less of an security system and more of an insecurity system"
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