[Dungeon Fantasy] Sheep

[Bruno]

Every time I see this thread title, I want a spell for my wizard that turns a foe into a (confused) sheep for 30 seconds. I would also accept a chicken, but sheep would be best.

[DouglasCole]

Originally Posted by Bruno

Every time I see this thread title, I want a spell for my wizard that turns a foe into a (confused) sheep for 30 seconds. I would also accept a chicken, but sheep would be best.

Baaa ram ewe . . .

[Christopher R. Rice]

Monsters. You're all freaking monsters. These puns are just . . . terrible.

[(E)]

Ewe have yet to wether my sheparding of the language, yan shall Suffolk my wrath.

[bert]

Originally Posted by Bruno

Every time I see this thread title, I want a spell for my wizard that turns a foe into a (confused) sheep for 30 seconds. I would also accept a chicken, but sheep would be best.

Which, when misfiring, turns the victim to a demonic dodge ram with ST 24. A very angry and confused ram. With a goatee.

[martinl]

Originally Posted by Christopher R. Rice

These puns are just . . . terrible.

<looks sheepish>

[Pmandrekar]

Originally Posted by Kromm

Realistic sheep follow. Adventuring sheep lead. They also illustrate "ram" nicely.

For such a sheep, I'd go with ST/HP 14-16, DX 12-13, IQ 4-5, HT/FP 11-12, Will 12, Per 10, Speed 6.00, Move 8, SM 0, Dodge 9, and DR 0.

Sorry, but I must:

"Ramming Speed!?".... "6.00."

[Pmandrekar]

Originally Posted by martinl

<looks sheepish>

... I love you, man! Never forget that!

(See you on Thursday at game!)